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    Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator

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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/11/09

    In reply to Another Botched Sales Job for Carly Fiorina
    Haha. How did I miss this piece of comedy gold earlier? Wow. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Announces Senate Candidacy, Immediately Highlights Political Ignorance
    Yet another brave Moron American steps forward to represent her fellow Moron Americans to the Senate. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    What?...does this mean I can call Carly "wench"? #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    Would Carly prefer to be called "sweetie" or "honey" if she wins? I'm sure if she winks during senate hearings a lot, she'll get the Rich Lowry vote, anyway. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    If someone said something offensive and disrespectful to me, I'd stand up for myself. Then again, I am not our nation's military leader. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    More to the point was that one of the few years Carly voted? #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    From now on, I will only refer to Carly Fiorina by her official title: "One of the 20 Worst American CEOs of All Time." #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @crookedE:
    From MSNBC.COM- she's #19
    "A consummate self-promoter, Fiorina was busy pontificating on the lecture circuit and posing for magazine covers while her company floundered. She paid herself handsome bonuses and perks while laying off thousands of employees to cut costs. The merger Fiorina orchestrated with Compaq in 2002 was widely seen as a failure. She was ousted in 2005.

    THE STAT: HP stock lost half its value during Fiorina’s tenure. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    I can't with these "true conservative" idiots. If any of this ludicrousness actually works in 2010, I'm going to hop on my Medicareless-grandma-powered, green technology autogyro and putter off to Kenya. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    How about a post about gubernatorial (sp?) candidate Meg (I've never voted in my life, ever) Whitman? #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    Yaaaay! She's just as incompetent as I expected her to be! You're in California, you idiot, not Texas. No one gives a hot damn about gratuitously ass-kissing the military here. This is going to be fun to watch. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: These kind of campaigns are hilarious because they hire political consultants that clearly don't know what they're doing. It reminds me of Liddy Dole's consultants in NC, who treated North Carolinians like they were from the deep south. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: My Californian friends say that kind of cracker shit is pretty salient outside the San Francisco-San Diego corridor (although usually outnumbered). Not true? I've never been there. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @BearDownCBears: Conservative, yes. Cracker, not so much. That kind of culture war BS plays in a few counties, but this is so silly I have a hard time imagining it would gain ground.

    I mean, asking to be called by your title? Big whoop. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @BearDownCBears: I think Cicada nailed it. Plus this looks to me to be about a very southern concern with manners and deference that I really don't see playing that well here -- I think relatively few people would find that exchange even faintly objectionable, not least because she clearly says "please" and her tone is perfectly friendly. It's very true that CA is nowhere near as blue a state as I wish it were, but I don't think it's the same kind of conservatism. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: I guess you haven't spent much time in Bakersfield. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @romulus: If you have, and know better, please elaborate. Again, I'm not saying that there aren't plenty of conservative people in California -- the passage of Prop. 8 makes that obvious. I'm saying that this video is not likely to generate the amount of outrage they're hoping for here. If I'm wrong, we'll see. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: I just went to California for two weeks and traveled everywhere. Outside of LA and San Francisco it is a backwoods super- conservative culture. But it kind of made me glad to be from a backwoods conservative midwest town. In my town, people in poverty are conservatives because they are ignorant that this party doesn't actually serve them, in California, I saw people being conservatives because they were quite aware that the republicans serve their selfish, white, wealthy interests. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: San Diego is pretty heavily military, but even so, I can't see this video raising much controversy. Not only is Senator Boxer respectful herself, she's simply asking for the respect of being addressed by her own title. I'd say the only people who would fuss are those who already don't like her and wouldn't vote for her anyways. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @banana_grabber: Please explain how people aside from the Beverly Hillbillies can be wealthy and backwoods at the same time. Those are two very different types of conservatism. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @lurkerbynature: Yup, that's my take as well. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @banana_grabber: Exactly. Being all about selfish, white, wealthy interests /= getting riled up over a Senator asking to be addressed as Senator. It's a different type of culture.

    I grew up in a small town in northern CA, full of true-red Republicans and the issues that got them riled were taxes and immigration, not stuff like this. Also, Californians are freaked about their state's economy right now. Culture war BS is the farthest thing from their minds. I'm thinking this is just a way to drum up money from the folks who would never vote for Boxer anyway. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: ranchers - not saying they're all "backwoods and wealthy" but a lot of them are - and I say this as someone from the San Joaquin Valley who spent a lot of time in the foothills and up in Butte County, where most of them live. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    @chiquitabanana: and in addition, Boxer is pretty much despised up and over there, not saying it's right, but it's a fact and sadly I think this kind of thing will play well with the people I grew up with. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    @chiquitabanana: When I think of "backwoods", I think in terms of, well, back woods -- remote, sparsely populated areas with little or no intercourse, you should excuse the expression, with the outside world, such as parts of Appalachia or the Ozarks. Backwoods isn't just rural, it's uber-rural. You'll know better than I about where you grew up, but it really sounds more like farm country than back woods. I myself grew up on what had been a working farm up until a few years before I was born, and across the road from another one, but I'd never call the area backwoods.

    It's one thing to say the ad will play well with people who already despise her. Anything that disparages her will play well with people who already despise her. Since she's an incumbent Senator, she's obviously managed to prevail in the past despite their animosity. What they're looking for, or should be looking for, is something that will motivate people who don't already despise her to do so. I continue to doubt that this is it. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: yes, it's farm and ranch country but a lot of the people here have roots in Oklahoma and Arkansas, and even if it's a few generations back, and they're a heck of a lot wealthier now, they are still proud of their roots and cling on to the accent, the culture, the image, etc - attend one of our county fairs or rodeos and you'll see and meet a lot of people with quite a lot of money who look and sound like they come from the hills of Tennessee...
    on your last point I totally agree - but I don't this particular ad is necessarily to reach out to people who might be on the fence - but more to consolidate her base #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    Hey Carly, how's about we call you LOSER? #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    It's like "Ma'am" Boxer took a poop all over the General right there in the room! It's like she took a copy of the constitution and peed on it, then set it aflame! It's like she took a preacher, smothered him in Muslim juice, made him quote from "Mein Kampf" and then had him perform the dance of the seven veils to Communist propaganda music! WHY DOES MA'AM HATE AMERICA?? #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    It makes about as much sense as this: [www.icarly.com] #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    How did this dimwit rise to the board of HP? #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @BadUncle: Heh, dimwit. Awesome. #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    @BadUncle: Uh, she wasn't on the Board, and you generally don't "rise to" a public company board. She was CEO. She sits on the boards of other organizations. #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    @no I said no I won't no: If one doesn't rise to a board, then it must not sit at the top of the corporate hierarchy. At last, a classless society. Thanks Commissar! #carlyfiorina
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    11/11/09

    @BadUncle: Public companies hardly have inside directors anymore. Definitely not a best practice. SOX and other regulations, along with practical common sense and concerns about conflicts of interest and self-dealing.

    Servicey summary (for the history and current standards portions): [www.directorship.com] #carlyfiorina
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Carly Fiorina Bravely Attacks Uppity Woman Senator
    She's a MONSTER!!!! #carlyfiorina
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