It always amazes me to see the name Tara Reid mentioned in public anymore. She is an untalented wannabe over-the-hill starlet with a body ruined by botched plastic surgery. She's the Michael Jackson of white chick plastic surgery customers. She's still making Gawker headlines, and, it seems, money for appearing at events.
It seems like yesterday we were all glued to the screen when Paris Hilton (remember her?) went to jail, or Lindsay appeared w/o knickers. I confess I get them all mixed up, b/c they were all fungible to begin with.
I think there was something in the water. I bought stocks at the same time. Look how that turned out.
I love the new squeaky clean Depression entertainment.
I threw out my cynicism a while ago (did I get poor before the rest of yous? well, I have a kid, so anyway) I have been on a nonstop Barack Obama and Jonas Brothers diet for 18 months and I am GLOWING.
Does this mean I'm no longer going to see the empty nitrous canisters, RU-486 boxes, and used condoms on my daily walks through upper middle class suburbia? Kids, just because Paris and Britney let you down doesn't mean you can't keep the party going!
Let's not forget that disco started during the heavily war-indebted 1970s. I actually believe people party much, much more when they don't have silly "jobs" to go to and don't waste all their money on truffled fois gras at boring "hot spots".
@Mymoustache: Joyce Wildentestin, Meg Ryan, Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford, Mary Tyler Moore, Tara Reid, that chick with the nose job that ended her career, Michael Jackson ... (I'm just getting started).
Thank God. Granted, I wasn't around for any of the other "party eras," but this one was fucking lame. Hopefully it's over and once we come out of the recession we'll segue into something slightly more interesting and substantive.
I think we are just in a trough. I see the sick part of human nature desiring to see celebrities make messes of their lives to make people feel better about being unemployed, surrounded by mounds of debt and no health insurance.
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It seems like yesterday we were all glued to the screen when Paris Hilton (remember her?) went to jail, or Lindsay appeared w/o knickers. I confess I get them all mixed up, b/c they were all fungible to begin with.
I think there was something in the water. I bought stocks at the same time. Look how that turned out.
Let's not talk about them anymore.
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I threw out my cynicism a while ago (did I get poor before the rest of yous? well, I have a kid, so anyway) I have been on a nonstop Barack Obama and Jonas Brothers diet for 18 months and I am GLOWING.
Stop grousing peeps, it's a new day.
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Richard, you really need your own site.
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Because, really?
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