Stop the Presses: Tom Bergeron Used to Be a Mime?!

Back in the 70's when mime culture was at its peak, Tom Bergeron (the host of our nation's top-rated show) used to be a mime. He once pissed off a biker gang during his act.
Obnoxious Gubernatorial Candidate Thinks Big Fonts Are Funny
Seems we've got a comedian running for Wisconsin governor. Wanna know how funny Republican nominee Scott Walker is? His opponent, Tom Barrett, released a 67-page jobs plan, so Walker goes and releases a 68-page plan, in size 10-million font! Burn?
RAED: The Worst Rapper of All Time...Of All Time
When something comes along that combines the worst aspects of white people, YouTube videos, soundwaves, and human interaction, it's easy to see that Satan has a sense of humor.
CNN, 'LATimes' And Politico To Host January Debates
The final two presidential debates before Super Tuesday will be co-hosted at the end of January by CNN, the Los Angeles Times and Politico. Apparently, nobody relayed news of this partnership to LA Times media critic Tim Rutten, who, over the weekend, called CNN "corrupt" and "incompetent" for botching last week's…
We had no idea we were pulling down this much scratch. (Um, we imagine our business department doesn't either, in fact!) Hey, Nick Denton, when you finish your caviar omelet at Balthazar, can you stop by the office? We'd like to renegotiate our contract. [Shylock Blogging]
