'Hillary's going to live to be 110...You know, she's going to live forever.'

[Bill Clinton on his wife Hillary's longevity should she be nominated as a justice on the Supreme Court. Image via Getty]

[Bill Clinton on his wife Hillary's longevity should she be nominated as a justice on the Supreme Court. Image via Getty]

[Secretary of State Hilary Clinton throws some shade during NATO's Strategic Concept Seminar in D.C. today. Image via Getty]
Of all the peace accords in all the world, the most inane was made between two warring factions in a house at 2000 S St, NW. Here is transcript from their negotiations as arbitrated by Secretary of State Hilary Clinton.
The Stranger editor and sex guy Dan Savage thinks that Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is a big fat liar. While recounting a 1996 visit to Bosnia to a crowd at George Washington University the other day, Clinton recalled, "I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at…
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