The interestingness of PrisonTweets sure to drop considerably after the Corrections Board mandates 100-character canned warning every 15 seconds stating, "This Tweet Comes From Imprisoned Inmate of the State of California Corrections System".
I once bitched on Twitter about the skanky dude at the web cafe who surfed porn all day. Not only did said dude jump a MILE in his chair when that post went out, but two cops walked in and checked him and his monitor over a few minutes later. Sadly, he'd switched to Amazon.com or something.
@raincoaster: are you saying both the perv and the cops follow you on twitter? i'm trying to think of all the reasons this might be, and none of them are good
Someone should make proprietary jailhouse tweet-delivering software, so you know the messages are really from the inside. These jailhouse Twitter users could be called Bird Men, and the software Alcatraz.
I don't understand how grown adult men can hate on an attractive woman who wants to have a bukkake-sesh in every country. Seriously, who are we as a people? Have we lost our basic humanity? She wishes to come up with euphemisms for female genitalia and wants to go on the "LAM". And you people need reminding that these are wonderful things? This is a sad day for America. #kariferrell
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Too convoluted? Or just stupid enough?
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So after tomorrow night we'll be safe.
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Seriously, this babe passes the Drunkio acid test: Is her writing style better than Sarah Lacey's?
I mean, when Lacey is NOT taking dictation from Vivek Wadhwa?
I'd spill, but that's another Lingham down a Yoni hallway in and of itself.
Also, I'll take a 'Bukkake Tour' over an 'Emerging Markets whilst riding dirty animals' tour anyday.
That's an idea: Hipster Grifter and Sarah Lacey hooking up.
11/09/09
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That was too easy. #kariferrell
11/09/09
OK, let's run with it, for A&E. Dog as Gerard.
Or if he's too old to run around the world all season, how about Jesse Ventura? #kariferrell
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