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Demeaning Gay Stereotype Exercises Next To Hottest President Ever
New York, 2:08 AM
Sat Dec 12
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12/03/08
He kept trying to sneak a look at my pee-pee.
Then I woke up. And got help.
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William Shatner is really very puffy-faced. In person, his face looks just as puffy as on TV.
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Doesn't he know that he's an elitist?
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I overcame my addiction to crack cocaine by jogging for an hour each day and surfing gawker all night long.
If I could only think of some way to give up the smack.
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Oh, and to quit smack, just take up knitting. See? Easy!
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Do you think I could say that I have a basic reading and writing ability in Old English when I apply for jobs? "What is this guy doing applying here when he can understand and write Old English? He must be overqualified." I'll put it right next to the section on my résumé(!!!!) where I list my athletic interests in anachronistic sports, e.g., Mayan football.
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Now please excuse me, I have to get back to mapping social capital.
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Blech.
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin.
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One time, I shopped at Trader Joe's just to stand in line behind Larry Hagman. Actually I was already in there. I just saw him buying stuff.
So this really is even less relevant than most of my 'comments'.
*sigh*
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And he looked bemused for a moment and said that he hoped I'd have a nice day and left.
He was buying two books of collected New York Times crossword puzzles.
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My claim to fame is that I rode in an elevator with the guy who played Otis the Drunk on the Andy Griffith show. He asked us what floor we wanted, we told him and he pressed the button. We said "thanks".
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Also, I once kissed that guy from Men Without Hats.
=?????
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I believe Perez Hilton would call this "Brillz"
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Which is LA-speak for "a toupee."
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