Donald Trump to Voters He Once Called Rapists: 'You're Gonna Like President Trump'
Donald Trump finally realized something about the population he has repeatedly, publicly, and unabashedly denigrating for months: they’ve got quite the voting power.
Jeb (Pronounced "Heb") Bush Registered as a Hispanic Voter in 2009
There are 14.7 million registered Hispanic voters in the United States—but only one of them is the WASP scion one of our country's foremost conservative dynasties. Yes: John Ellis "Jeb" Bush, the Connecticut-bred president's son and president's brother (and distant relative to the actual British monarchy) is—according…
Pro tip: If you want to keep a Hispanic billionaire as the top fundraiser of your embattled Republican gubernatorial re-election campaign in heavily Hispanic Florida, try to keep your gringo staffers from cracking jokes in fake Mexican accents on a ride to Chipotle.
Almost missed this: A leading immigration opponent says Hispanics will cause "the unmaking of America" by voting Democratic, inviting jihadist attacks, destroying "social cohesion," yadda yadda yadda. No biggie, he's just testified to Congress on immigration a few times.
Spanglish Obamacare Website Makes Less Sense Than a Telemundo Gameshow
Hola sirs, please to be checking el site CuidadoElSalud.gov if you are in needing of excelente coverages of your loveds for the Obama health plans. This is why our name of the website is en español "For the Caution of Health." Mija, what the fuck are these cabrónes federal on about?
President Obama's Very Simple Plan to Win Latino Voters
Huge support and turnout from Latino voters will be a key part of President Obama's reelection campaign. What must he do to ingratiate himself, again? Nothing, really. In his mind, he can just show some clips of Republicans talking about immigration and pretty much seal things up.
Declining White America Declares: Hispanic People Are White
Well now HERE's something wacky: even though white folks in America are losing the baby-having contest, our numbers just keep rising on the latest census. Why? Because we run that shit. But also: everyone wants to be white!
Hispanics Don't Care for Rick Perry's 'Jose Cuervo' Kneeslapper
Texas Governor and potential presidential candidate just wrapped up another legislative session dominated by anti-immigrant babble everywhere. But give him credit, as he went to address a Hispanic conference in person yesterday! If he does this again, though, he should probably tweak, or entirely replace, his…
Kool Aid Wants Hispanic People Drinking Nothing But Kool Aid
For too long, Hispanic Americans have been forced to tolerate a world in which artificial food products were not advertised to them with satisfactory ferocity. No longer. You Spanish-speakin' people want some dang Kool Aid? We gotcher Kool Aid!
Buzzkill Boehner Won't Even Throw a Cinco de Mayo Party
House Speaker John Boehner has a message for Mexicans: Drop dead. No, we're sure he loves the Mexicans. But not enough to throw them, and Americans of Mexican heritage, a Capitol Hill party for Cinco de Mayo.
Barack Obama Can Just Ignore White Voters Now
Even when Democrats' fortunes tumble spectacularly in the short-term, the party can always remind itself that national demographic trends favor them in the end. Many, many old white people will die soon enough. This generation's youth voters are lopsidedly liberal. Meanwhile, Hispanics — who've voted strongly for…
Hispanic Kids Look 'More Asian' to Sharron Angle
Notorious dingbat Sharron Angle, Harry Reid's Nevada Senate challenger, addressed a high school's Hispanic Student Union last week and proceeded fuck something up, right on schedule. Apparently some of the Hispanic kids looked "a little more Asian" to her. Huh?
Whitman, Fiorina Down Tequila Shots to Impress Hispanics
Fun-lovin' rich gals Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina, California's Republican nominees for governor and senator, respectively, really lived large this weekend: They opened a joint appearance with Hispanic leaders by taking tequila shots! Impressed, Hispanics? Tequila is your "water," right?
Who Will Protect This Congresswoman From Her Vietnamese Tormentors?
California Rep. Loretta Sanchez's been caught playin' the ol' Race Card in an interview. She warns that "the Vietnamese and the Republicans" are coming for her. (Her opponent is Vietnamese-born). Scary! Maybe we should consider bombing this "Vietnam"?
Harry Reid Doesn't Really 'Get' Hispanic Republicans
At a Nevada campaign stop yesterday, Sen. Harry Reid responded to an immigration-related question by saying, "I don't know how anyone of Hispanic heritage could be a Republican, OK?" Outrage! Race Card! Harry Reid must learn to share his Hispanics.
