I don't enjoy the correlation between having to know what hipsters like so that one must know what they do not like. I'd rather there just be a blog called "What I Know Or Care About Concerning Hipsters," and it is just blank, and seven months later there is a coffee table book with three hundred empty white pages. I'll take my $40,000 now, St. Martin's.
@naugahydeinplainsight: "Hey, man, listen, if you don't, man, don't do as I say, uh, don't do as I say, but as I do, I'll lock the door to this man cave, man, and, uh, you know, uh, gridlock in Albany, man, uh, where'd my hat, hey man, where'd my hat go, that Hiram Monserrate, man, he beat me with a bottle, man, he got away with it, uh, and is, uh, hey, man, where'd my hat go?" And that's how a bill becomes a law!
To me, PETA is much like Michael Moore. Hearts are in the right place, but technique is completely ineffective. I'm on their side, and I ignore them -- they're definitely not winning any converts on the other side. (Which should be their point, right?)
I always get Peter Singer and Pete Seeger mixed up. I once went to an event hoping to hear "Wimoweh" only to find myself pondering the question of whether pouring a blastocyst down the drain of a laboratory sink at a fertility center is abortion. The weed didn't help my pondering; all I wanted was "Wimoweh."
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Question: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: You've probably never heard of it, its a really obscure number.
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I liked that number before it sold out.
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Also, hipster dudes hate girls in high heels? What is wrong with them? I blame 80s parenting.
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I knew I should have done acid when I was younger.
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Far, far better than jerks in a circle.
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But wait, that was the one video game people (other than me) could actually win.
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Oh shit, mom's home! Open a window!
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more animals
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Let's try this again:
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