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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    He'll inevitably end up at the hockey equivalent of the Oakland Raiders, whatever that is.


    Toronto.

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    Image of EddieTheDane EddieTheDane
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    Just to clarify; this doesn't mean she's not a cum dumpster, right? Just that it's not alright to call her one. A cum dumpster. Elisha Cuthbert. Right?
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/15/08

    @EddieTheDane: Correct.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    1. I would classify him as less of a thug and more of an annoying twerp.

    2. the KHL in Russia is the new dumping ground for washed up NHL guys, I foresee him going there.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    Clearly he's not that good of a player to be as douchey as he is...no team is going to drop a talented player unless he kills/rapes someone or makes dog fight. Duh.
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    Image of dylanhendrix dylanhendrix
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    Ask Jack Bauer, her former best friend and her dead mom and they'll all tell you that Elisha is always ruining things. And that was just Season 1.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/15/08

    @dylanhendrix: Srsly. I bet after her heart was broken by Avery, Jack Bauer was like Kim, stay here and don't move, I'll go avenge this. Instead she got bored and tottered off, found another puckster, and oh yeah BTW left the secret virus in the front seat of the car with the windows rolled down and the door unlocked. STUPID SLUT.
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    Image of smecktacular smecktacular
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    Oakland Raiders.


    Sorry, just needed to... nevermind...

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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    12/15/08

    @smecktacular: Did they switch back? They haven't been to the playoffs recently enough for me to know what they're doing.
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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    It used to be poor Elisha: So many girls make the mistake of dating a hockey player that we should all forgive her. However, she then went on to date ANOTHER puckster... so I have no sympathy for her unless she's Canadian because it is their blood and they just can't help themselves no matter how harshly the rest of the world judges them.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    12/15/08

    @hypocriteoath: Actually, she is Canadian.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    I'm not Canadian and most of my hockey knowledge comes from being stuck on trains with besodden Rangers fans, but aren't hockey players supposed to be tough. I mean, you can lose your contract because you dissed your ex? Hockey players are that sensitive that they go off and sulk because a teammate said that you're getting sloppy seconds? Have these guys ever heard of football? What's trash talking inthe NHL, suggesting that someone's cologne is too flowery?
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/15/08

    @Weegee's bored: According to my brother, talking shit about the wives/girlfriends is just something you Do Not Do. It's like the hockey player's unspoken code of conduct or something. He is so off all their Christmas card lists. SHUNNED!
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    Image of kenboy kenboy
    12/15/08

    @hatepaperdoll: Of course it's something you don't do, but it's something that should have been taken care of on the ice in Calgary and in any other city where the players felt like it.


    Gary Bettman is the worst commissioner in the history of sports.

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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    12/15/08

    @Weegee's bored: He was suspended for "conduct detrimental to the league" or some variant, but the real reason he's gone is that he's a shit-talking pissant who gets his team in trouble and who everyone he plays with totally hates. This is just the latest in a string of offenses, but it was one that they could prove. The Stars are using it as an excuse to get rid of a mistake.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/15/08

    @Weegee's bored: He's a lousy player, and I believe the Stars have some kind of morals clause that covers this crap. Getting paid $15 million to play hockey? Read your fucking contract.

    @kenboy: This shit does not belong on the ice, fans like you have ruined the sport.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/15/08

    @gobblegirl: "The Stars are using it as an excuse to get rid of a mistake." Exactly.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    With the title of this post, I was sure the author would be Big Pun's ghost.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    Only in hockey can someone be named Dion Phaneuf.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/15/08

    @Richard: Also French-Canadian boy bands.
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    Image of minou minou
    12/15/08

    @Richard: Defend that, Quebecois! No, really. Go ahead.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    Attention Dallas Stars teammates: This is not going to get any of you Elisha Cuthbert.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/15/08

    In reply to Sean Avery Sent Packing For Wack Macking
    I suppose the NHL wasn't interested in Anna Wintour's sloppy seconds.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/15/08

    @Private Hangnail: Although, really, I can only imagine Ms. Wintour's sloppy seconds to be somewhat damp and gnawed at the edges.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/15/08

    @Private Hangnail: Don't be silly, Ms. Wintour has no seconds. The act is culminated when she devours the head.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    12/15/08

    @blix: And then regurgitates it. Heads have a LOT of calories.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/04/08

    In reply to Suspended Vogue Braggart Just Wanted To Turn You On
    Aren't the Dallas Stars actually the sloppy seconds of the NHL?
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    Image of Gosukusan Gosukusan
    12/04/08

    In reply to Suspended Vogue Braggart Just Wanted To Turn You On
    Please let Avery play so someone can beat the snot out of him.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    12/04/08

    @Gosukusan: That's a game I'd watch.
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    Image of Megan McCarthy Megan McCarthy
    12/04/08

    In reply to Suspended Vogue Braggart Just Wanted To Turn You On
    Sean Avery's got nothing on Reg Dunlop
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    Megan McCarthy was starred Megan McCarthy was unstarred
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