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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/21/08

    In reply to Huffington Post Pimps Designer 'Gifts' From Arianna
    The wearer of that brownish disaster posing as a sweater will be immediately transformed into a giant turd wearing a straitjacket; if said wearer possesses breasts of any meaningful dimension, a lumpy, giant turd wearing a straitjacket. As jrhys said, nice way to tell your female employees you secretly despise them.


    Arianna, it's cash for a hard job well done; like all the cash you got for performing the hard job of being married to a gay man, remember?

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    Image of sweetcaroline sweetcaroline
    12/21/08

    In reply to Huffington Post Pimps Designer 'Gifts' From Arianna
    Arianna is one of the few media employers with the ability to privide jobs or bonuses this year. She raised money, added a green page and added a CHICAGO page . It's nice that people from the non flyover staes can read about little things like our new president and perhaps the Olympics.
    Why is it that powerful women who succed are always torn down ?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/21/08

    @sweetcaroline: Take off your rose-colored beer goggles, hon, and take a look at those sweaters.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/21/08

    In reply to Huffington Post Pimps Designer 'Gifts' From Arianna
    Ryan, are you trying not to get a sweater? Did she at least send you a Christmas card? Or put Gawker back on their blogroll? I can't stand her.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/21/08

    In reply to Huffington Post Pimps Designer 'Gifts' From Arianna
    Words fail me. Those are revolting. The women's model is in a vile color, and its shape looks designed to make any woman over a size 1 look bloated. The men's sweater looks like someone knitted dryer lint together.


    If that's what she gets her lackeys, i'd rather work for Michael. I dig older guys, and oil's not the only thing he's drilling for.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    12/21/08

    In reply to Huffington Post Pimps Designer 'Gifts' From Arianna
    "Thanks grandma. I needed some new underwear."
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    12/21/08

    In reply to Huffington Post Pimps Designer 'Gifts' From Arianna
    Classic passive aggressive 'I secretly hate you' sweaters. God I love the holidays.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    12/21/08

    @jrhys: Also, very few of the staffers are wearing the sweaters and those that do have fear and self loathing in their eyes.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    Can you imagine the douchebaggery quotient involved in a room full of NY Post employees?


    I imagibe it would stink like piss and old people, look like Hitler's beer hall putsch, and sound like Andrea Peyser pleasuring herself with one of her 18 cats.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    12/04/08

    @Dickens_Ghost: I thought that was "Grey Gardens"?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    Is Gawker sending reporters to crash these parties and report back, as it did in days gone bye?
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    12/04/08

    @Rumpelstilskin: I think that depends on whether anyone still works at Gawker on Dec. 15.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    12/04/08

    @Nic Fit: Now clap three times, or one of the staff will die!
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    The invitation makes no sense. Everyone knows Santa never has to buy his own drinks.
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    Image of American Dreamer American Dreamer
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    HEY GANG! my interior designer has finally arrived so i'll be offline for a few hours while i argue with him over wallpaper patterns over a few Rose Kennedys (heavy on the grey goose!)


    i'll be back online later.

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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    12/04/08

    @Lucky in Love: Keep us posted!
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/04/08

    @Lucky in Love: I have to admit, it's hilarious to contemplate a persona who thinks all these scenarios might be accepted as TOTALLY TRUE AND NOT TRANSPARENTLY INVENTED ACTS OF HOPELESS ASPIRATION!!1!!BINARY255!!
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    12/04/08

    @skahammer:


    I don't think this "Lucky in Love" person even remotely thinks these scenarios might be accepted as true or plausible. I think he/she is just being funny and as outrageous as possible because it gets everyone all riled up.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/04/08

    @GirlyWhirl: Fair enough. I'll project my own early-childhood-rooted issues with authority onto the material, you project yours, American Dreamer adds a bit more color to his/her institutionally-bounded existence, and we all go home (or at least to the break room) happy. Win-win-win.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    12/04/08

    @skahammer:


    I haven't experienced the joys of "American Dreamer" yet. I look forward to it.


    @boobaloob:


    If ONLY. I would have never of thought to call dresses "frocks" which is my favorite part.

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/05/08

    @GirlyWhirl: You're right. I also think Lucky in Love is a guy.
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    Gawked: Christmas for the Disaffected. December 15, 6 pm, at Milanos. Presents for the famous gawked and holiday-themed commenter suicides (some involving candy canes). Be there or risk being nowhere.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    "A buy your own drinks event"?! Just like high school!
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/04/08

    @Colonel Mustard: No, high school was more of a "surreptitiously raid your parents' liquor cabinet and hide in the girls' toilets to drink it" event.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    Santa drinks Heineken: For the Discerning Douchebag Who Enjoys the Taste of Aluminum!
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/04/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Doesn't look to me like he's enjoying it all that much...
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/04/08

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Its mineral content killed him after one sip, it seems.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/04/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Judging from the level of beer in the bottle, I doubt he even had so much as a sip. Perhaps it was vapours what done him in?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/04/08

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Indeed, mayhaps he caught the proverbial vapors.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    My life's motto has been Do Not Go to the Hilton.
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    Image of American Dreamer American Dreamer
    12/04/08

    In reply to New York Post Christmas Party as Drunk as Any Other Friday Night
    why did they include a photograph of Booklatkeish reclining on a table with this post?


    i hope they asked her permission first!

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/04/08

    @Lucky in Love: You are so witty!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/04/08

    @Lucky in Love: It's a bar, not a table, see? And it is Santa Claus, and he is passed out because he's been drinking too much and having insane, unsafe sex with Anderson Cooper.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/04/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: She hates me *sniff!*, and all I ever did was call her skanky ass out as American Dreamer! Now she compares me to a drunk Santa. Sigh. I think I'll go jump out the window and put myself out of my misery.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/04/08

    @BookishLatkeish: Don't trouble yourself, Bookie. Let some of the Gawker OG's here take care of this panty-sniffing punk.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/04/08

    @BookishLatkeish: She is definitely wack, and not in the way I like. But not to worry, I think she's tied up with her decorator for the rest of the day.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/04/08

    @bytememehard: And since I worry about the environment, it's good to see she recycles her quips.

    What's Wonderbread?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/04/08

    @Baroness: The food trolls reward themselves with when they are being extra creepy perhaps?


    Her quips are more snips, or blips.

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