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Aaron Altman
12/08/08

In reply to Babs Smooches Bush!
Sources say Dubya made his smooch especially audible by gently sucking on Ms. Streisand's lips as the kiss was applied, then pulling back rapidly to make a popping sound. He then turned to his father, George H. W. Bush, and asked, "Papa, did you hear that?"
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12/08/08

@Aaron Altman: That's because he's Mentl.
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Aaron Altman
12/08/08

@scroll_lock: "Good evening everyone, thanks for coming to see me at my last concert, THIS TIME I PROMISE IT REALLY IS A FAREWELL. Like our President, I'm saying goodbye. [Audience boos.] Now, now, let's be respectful. He is still our President, and ladies, laaaaaaadies, let me tell you, that man. [Puts hands to chest; swoons.] Ladies, let me tell you, that man, oy what a kisser! [Audience gasps.] He sent me from Nuts to Meet The Fockers with one smooch! [Audience silent.] Okay, I'm just kidding, he's Hitler! [Audience cheers.] Here's to you, Georgie. [Orchestra swells.] You don't bring me flowers... Ha ha, just kidding! I love that man."
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12/08/08

@Aaron Altman: He's ageless and evah, evahhhhhh-dweeeeeeb."

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12/08/08

In reply to Babs Smooches Bush!
Her taste has really fallen from this high:

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Iceland Spar
12/08/08

In reply to Babs Smooches Bush!
In other news, it was discovered that snowballs actually do have a pretty good chance in hell. And at 11, pigs that fly!
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blix
12/08/08

In reply to Babs Smooches Bush!
I don't know what to think until Ted Nugent weighs in on this.
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