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    Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    02/01/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Manichean bidding war


    This doesn't actually make any sense. What do you think a Manichean is, Josh?

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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    02/01/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Listen, I'm going to tell you that angelology isn't that glamorous. I spent most of my first two years in a lab doing grunt work. You know, feeding the angels, getting them ready for dissection, euthanizing them, etc. My adviser was a total tool who made his reputation like 100 years ago when theoretical pin dancing was still hot. Pin dancing! Can you believe it? But he hasn't done anything since and just lives off of grant money. Grant money that I get for him. Fucking asshole. Do NOT go to the Oral Roberts angelology program.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    I hope they don't change the name. It's so pronouncable. It just rolls right off the tongue.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    When does the gum-poop movie come out? I really want to see that.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    I'm guessing that Dan Brown did this all before (and probably much, much better, if the above description is remotely accurate) in the cheesy but entertaining Angels and Demons.
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    Image of Nanashi Nogombe Nanashi Nogombe
    01/31/09

    @Lysergic Asset: though to be fair, dan's version doesn't have the whole "i need to invent a whole new race of hybrid beings bent on destoying mankind" thing...but yeah, pretty much the same.


    On a side note, you can't spell "angelology" without lol...just thought i'd throw that in there.

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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/31/09

    @Nanashi Nogombe: Yeah, and WTF is up with demonic angels, anyways? Makes no freaking sense.
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    Image of naboo naboo
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    "What are the lessons we learned? Write about father issues? Get accolades. Write some nincompoop quasi-spiritual thriller full of religious gobbledygook? Become an instant millionaire! "


    That's exactly how Sophocles felt when he was shown the sales figures for "The Bible."

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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    01/31/09

    @naboo: Oh yessss!
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    02/02/09

    @naboo: Oh, snap.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Nice try, Josh. That's a picture of Hez.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Where did you get a hold of my baby pictures? That was the last one my mom took before that nice lady came to the trailer and told me I'd be living with a new family.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Brian Grazer is salivating! Ron Howard is lactating! Tom Hanks is weeping platinum-spiked tears of joy!
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    It's funny because Josh wants us to believe this Variety article he quoted was written by the toilet.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    I loved the movie Dogma and so angels will always be Rickman, Damon and Affleck to me.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Given that we have movies about Mormon vampire teenagers not having sex out there I see nothing wrong with this.
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    Image of Master Billy Master Billy
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    I actually have a degree in angelology, and I can tell you it's a less exciting field than fiction would have you believe. I spend most of my time writing grants and doing paperwork.
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    01/31/09

    @Master Billy: That was a subtle yet guffaw inducing comment.

    *She stands up and salutes her computer screen.*
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Is there a lot of bathroom humour in the book?


    Here's the weird thing... I was just thinking about a scene like the one pictured above while reading a post here yesterday.


    Pre-K years, I was dropped off at a house to get baby-sat by mean old lady. Her idea of babysitting was to tell me to go out and play until my mom came back to pick me up. I did, but when I began to feel the need to discharge my bowels, I was afraid to come back . I put it off for as long as possible, but then ran for the house when the pressure became unbearable. Didn't make it. I found the mean old lady and told her what happened. Next thing i knew she was washing my mouth out with soap. She then sat me down on the toilet, closed the door and left. I was just a little squirt, and I guess I needed an adapter for the toilet seat because apparently I made the wrong move and fell in. I was jackknifed in with my ankles up in the air near my head. No one responded to my screams for a good hour.


    This is why I read Gawker.

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Um, why was she washing your MOUTH????


    Horrible story. My mean-old-lady story involved her dog biting me and me getting stitches. In fairness to the dog, he WAS eating. And he was a dachsund. Stupid yippee dogs.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    @SaraRueful: Old school?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh, that's awful. Now I feel bad for my jokey comment on the picture further down the thread. I hadn't read this all the way through.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    @VoxPopuli: Well it's funny now. {bygge soap-eating grynne}
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: ..but wait there's more! Another rememberance of my commodius past:


    Sitting on the pot for a long time -- a sort of visceral writer's block -- I stared up at the ceiling and began to see angels dancing around up there. I completely understand the nexus of toilets and angels!

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    Image of Annie Nonymous Annie Nonymous
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I has a sad.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    @Ms. P: This will cheer you up. Our dog is named "AngelPoop, Princess of Pappymouche" Pappymouche is baby talk for bathroom.
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    Image of Annie Nonymous Annie Nonymous
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Brilliant! I have a ferret whose nickname is "Stinky Weedle Poop"


    So why are we naming our critters after feces? Perhaps because it is just one of the many things that they bring to our lives.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    @Ms. P: My memory is a little hazy but I think "Why are we naming our critters after feces" is a line from Romeo and Juliet.


    Seriously? No clue. Let's ask Desmond Morris.

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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    02/04/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: We're here for you.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/31/09

    In reply to Crapsuck Angel Book To Be Made into Poopstink Movie In Six Figure Deal
    Why, Josh, do you hate angels?
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