Having had a few personal interactions with him in the earlier part of this decade, I can attest that he needs prompt psychiatric services more than he needs a place to live. Or perhaps he can kill two birds with one stone - is there a bed open at Creedmoor?
People in this country, I mean usa Americans, are really nuts if they are thinking about providing boxes when, what is it, 37 trillion houses are sitting vacant with nobody living in them. There are enough houses standing around empty for everyone and their dog and cat to have three houses apiece and not even need to share with anyone else. Well, like we used to say out west when we were rich, hell, the ashtrays are full in this Cadillac, let's go buy another one. Need return of preview button.
Why give 1,000 homeless people carboard boxes when you could give 10,000 people cardboard sleeves on which to write their sad life stories? They seem to like doing that, too, right? Is that ethical?
First off, why are you people in Colorado? I've never understand why you former gas-guzzling, wife-cheating East Coast boomers all move out west to ski resorts once you have gallstones and a 401k. And once you're there, you don't ski! You all get into yoga and vegetarianism and important-sounding committees to solve "social problems." WTF? Are your grandkids not using that spare bedroom in your in-town condo like you envisioned? Well, obviously not since you have all this time to ponder waxed boxes for the homeless while the country burns and your sons and daughters are probably freaking out about life in New York. Isn't wax flammable? Are there really homeless in Vail? They're your fault, you know. There weren't any before you Rolex-wearing, Lexapro poppers showed up. So, here's my solution: send your kids a fat check cuz they're really gay and there'll be no grandkids in the picture and then set up a "Shelter a Homeless in Your Guest Bedroom/Former Office" program. With the vomit and the screaming, it will be like having a surrogate grandkid!
@WindowSeat: Yeah, if I was homeless, I would probably feel one peg further demoralized if someone handed me a cardboard box and was proud of themselves.
Right, but the point is they can hand out 1000 boxes before they can hand out 100 of whatever it is they hand out now.
The real answer is rather boring - calculate the lifespan/cost utility of both solutions and choose the optimal one. And don't let bullshit variables like pride muddy the math, because this is about shelter.
@ADismalScience: So you were cool with Thain's million dollar office redo because he had to keep up his image, but for the homeless pride is a "bullshit variable"? Wow.
Cardboard seems kind of transient. Regardless of how heavily waxed it is, eventually it will come apart at the seams. Plus, you can't write witty or heart-tugging messages requesting change on waxed cardboard.
How about handing out tents that fold neatly into bindles?
@Private Hangnail: I think that most permanent markers will allow these folks to 'decorate' the exterior of their new waxy cribs. A simple I can haz munnies??in neon pink should do it.
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VERY good one there TableNine
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First off, why are you people in Colorado? I've never understand why you former gas-guzzling, wife-cheating East Coast boomers all move out west to ski resorts once you have gallstones and a 401k. And once you're there, you don't ski! You all get into yoga and vegetarianism and important-sounding committees to solve "social problems." WTF? Are your grandkids not using that spare bedroom in your in-town condo like you envisioned? Well, obviously not since you have all this time to ponder waxed boxes for the homeless while the country burns and your sons and daughters are probably freaking out about life in New York. Isn't wax flammable? Are there really homeless in Vail? They're your fault, you know. There weren't any before you Rolex-wearing, Lexapro poppers showed up. So, here's my solution: send your kids a fat check cuz they're really gay and there'll be no grandkids in the picture and then set up a "Shelter a Homeless in Your Guest Bedroom/Former Office" program. With the vomit and the screaming, it will be like having a surrogate grandkid!
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What Retiree had in mind was to dump the boxes in Phoenix and bus the homeless out of Vail.
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Right, but the point is they can hand out 1000 boxes before they can hand out 100 of whatever it is they hand out now.
The real answer is rather boring - calculate the lifespan/cost utility of both solutions and choose the optimal one. And don't let bullshit variables like pride muddy the math, because this is about shelter.
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How about handing out tents that fold neatly into bindles?
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