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    Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    He's kind of like an ugly Viggo Mortensen.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Man, that meatball sub I had for lunch really landed with a thud. Excuse me, I gotta drop a Brown Bunny at the pool, pronto!


    What's that? You liked that movie? Really?


    Oh my god, I think I just sharted. Fuck.

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Can we at least please give the guy props for Buffalo 66?
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    Image of topsy topsy
    02/04/09

    @misslinda: No we can't because it's not that great and, unfortunately, he didn't die immediately after filming.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Vincent Gallow always looks like he just wants to lick your face. Like, really lick it. With his tongue. Eeeeewwwwww.


    Also: Brown Bunny.

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    Image of momo momo
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Vincent Gallo can suck my cunt.


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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    02/04/09

    @momo: Ewwww! I just ate lunch!
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Also, since I know you read this, Gallo: you suck, your films suck, your attitude sucks and I have Republican conservative friends who shit bigger than you.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    I would pay $6 to watch Gallo and Moby in a bare-fisted cage match.
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    You people should learn to control your obvious rage and envy at his stellar career.


    Why, his star turn in "Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby" as the incomprehensible Sister Gomez and his stunning song stylings evidenced by the soon-to-become-our-national-anthem "Drowning In Brown" and "A Wet Cleaner" surely prove his dynamically unstoppable multifarious talents and everlasting A-lister status.


    Right?

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    02/04/09

    @Yeah but no but yeah: Buffalo 66 is brilliant, and he was brilliant in it, but that's all I got in his defense.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Five or six years ago, I stopped in the deli on Avenue A near E. 6th after a long night at the bars. I was in line to pay, but the Korean deli owner was yelling at this wasted Tompkins Park-spillover type to leave his store. He wreaked of something not human. I turned around, and it was creepy-eyes Vincent Gallo.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    02/04/09

    @AndIAmTellingYou: and you lived to tell about it!


    Good friend of mine was sharing a loft in Williamsburg with a filmmaker about 7 or 8 years ago. Filmmaker puts his camera up for sale on Craigslist. My friend gets home one night and who's sitting on his couch? Vincent Gallo, who came to pick up the camera but stayed for the weed.

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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Is he from the Gallo Wine family or the Gallo Crime family?
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    02/04/09

    @SultanaEleusis: In either case, I has a sad that he is most likely Italian-American. -1 for my people.
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    Image of sarahsmiles sarahsmiles
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Who is Vincent Gallo anyway?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/04/09

    @sarahsmiles: The lesser known brother of Ernest and Jullio, I believe.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    No one's frown is "highlier" than Vincent Gallo's. You can take that to the bank.
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    Image of markscottmusic markscottmusic
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    I'm sad. Usually I know who the people in these stories are and have an opinion about their douche-bagness or non-douche-bagness, which I'm happy to share. However, I have literally no idea who Vincent Gallo is. He's not very attractive, so I don't think I'd buy clothes from him. I guess I'll have to Google him to see who I just talked about.
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    Image of jillofalltrades jillofalltrades
    02/04/09

    @markscottmusic: Do NOT Google him. That is a surefire way to end up with nightmares.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    02/04/09

    @jillofalltrades: Or VD. He's that infected.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    EVEN BLACK CHICKS?? Now THAT'S liberal!
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    Image of toosnarkyforthisshirt toosnarkyforthisshirt
    02/04/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Oh thank GOD I have a chance! The thought that in this post-racial world black women might be Gallo-less is too much to bear.


    Hmmm...I'm pretty sure most black women (and any women not desiring venereal disease) don't want him. He's all yours white ladies!

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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    02/04/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I was wondering when someone was going to point that little beauty out!
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    Image of jillofalltrades jillofalltrades
    02/04/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I once ran into him at Whole Foods. When I looked into those Manson Moonlamps, I was positive that he wanted to wear me as a skin suit and have my head as a hat. But it could have just been because I'm black.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/04/09

    @jillofalltrades: @NoelleBlue: @toosnarkyforthisshirt: Although I think he may draw the line at a Rubenesque red-haired black woman ANYWHERE NEAR his own age.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    02/04/09

    @toosnarkyforthisshirt: Honey, I was relieved when I saw the 'even black chicks'. There's a lot of white women old Vinnie has to disgust before he gets to this 'even black chick'. When the time comes, I'll do what many women before obviously refused to do; kick this motherfucker's ass.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    02/04/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
    Someone should punch him in the face, if only to avenge Robert Ebert.
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