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    How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/30/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    So, what if my #1 is the opposite of #7? What's a girl to do?
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    Image of karion karion
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    He has a Kevin Smith thing going on now.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    11/29/08

    @karion: He reminds me more of this guy from Desperate Housewives.


    Hey, no judging! I only watched the first and maybe the second season. Then The Sopranos came back and I never returned to Cougar Island.


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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Hey, good for him. But to celebrate his weight loss, he should lose the red oompah-loompah shoes.
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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    11/29/08

    @MrInBetween: ...and the rest of that outfit. He looks like someone who lost a bunch of weight but is still buying clothes in his old size.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    11/29/08

    @DrGirlfriend: The untucked shirt suggests that he still has some belly and he's sensitive about it. But the huge jacket makes him look short and wider than he is.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    I checked out that blog, and the god-awful humorless optimism made me want to drown my frustrations in chocolate cake.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Sorry. I was just too drunk and depressed to read that shit.
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    Image of lasertronic lasertronic
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    i hear he just quit drinking and got a girlfriend and all the weight fell off.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/29/08

    @lasertronic: I believe it. I quit drinking for a bit last year and lost twenty pounds in six weeks just from that, no working out or diet changes or anything like that. It's not 100 lbs, but still kinda significant.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Maybe he can do funny things with the gross skin flaps he's sure to have?


    I know it seems like this might not be humorous, but it's really his only chance.

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    Image of American Dreamer, Again, Some More American Dreamer, Again, Some More
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    where are all the chubby chasers out there? i prefer my men to be rather rubenesque to put it politely.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/29/08

    @The King of the Puppy Bears:
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/29/08

    @The King of the Puppy Bears: FWIW worth, I liked Peter DeLuise in 21 Jump Street but didn't think he was as cute when he did ads for NutriSystem or whatever it was. (yeah, I'm OLD.)


    In other words, I'm not concerned about Horatio Sanz because I wouldn't do him fat, skinny or as the last man on earth.

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/29/08

    @SaraRueful: "FWIW worth"-- redundant often, Sara?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/29/08

    @The King of the Puppy Bears: Present! But not too chubby. Or so I'm told by my friends. Who are all LYING. :-)
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    Image of not a sailor boy not a sailor boy
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    awwww, he lost all his funny.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    11/29/08

    @not a sailor boy: Never had it, never will.
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    Image of not a sailor boy not a sailor boy
    11/29/08

    @Sproing: well, what funny he had.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/29/08

    @not a sailor boy: He's like a black hole of humour, draining it away from everyone else.
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    Image of not a sailor boy not a sailor boy
    11/29/08

    @mmstk101: well, his mom probably thinks he's funny. was the black hole reference a fat joke?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    11/29/08

    @not a sailor boy: No, not at all. I could just picture him draining funny from everyone else, hence the black hole reference.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/29/08

    @not a sailor boy: Ironically, he is just as much comic dead weight as ever.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Horatio's thinner incarnation makes me think of the secret bastard lovechild of Robert Downey, Jr., and John Leguizamo.
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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    11/29/08

    @Cafezinha: I was kind of thinking a cross between Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck, for some reason.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    11/30/08

    @DrGirlfriend: You know, I can see that, too. Zoinks.


    Jay and Silent Bob 'shippers rejoice in 3...2...

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Sugar-free chewing gum, meth and constant crying has done wonders for my waistline.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/29/08

    @Private Hangnail: after 45 minutes of crying, make sure to rehydrate with electrolytes.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/29/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: Meth would be an electrolyte, yes?
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/29/08

    @Private Hangnail: Crystal Lyte? Yes, and only 5 little calories!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    What a pleasant surprise! All of our star Gawker folks working a Saturday. Nice. And it's always time for a Google stalk. Nothing's better than googling someone you despise and either they're not googleable, or their google status hasn't changed in two years. What a day booster!
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/08

    @Spirit Fingers: It is nice to see the star team on a weekend. It's vexing for Internet addicts, with low thresholds for boredom, when the entire Web takes a five-day vacation because of one Thursday turkey dinner!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/29/08

    @Baroness: Yes, what a way to pull weight around here. We're a fickle bunch, needing constant stimulation. I just naturally assumed it was Saturday as usual, so I checked in here late, but to see the star team, well it's like finding a dollar between the seat cushions.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Since I moved to a city where I have to DRIVE to the gym and pay them an exorbitant amount of money to do so, I've switched to rope-jumping and dumbbell lifting in my garage. As long as I get some intense cardio I'm happy, otherwise all that pent up energy goes towards having panic attacks about my future. Damn grad school.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    He obviously shares Karl Lagerfeld's ultra-discreet gastric bypass specialist.


    Yeah, keep talking about steamed vegetables. Please.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    11/29/08

    In reply to How To Lose Weight Like Horatio Sanz
    Doing isometric exercises during long waits at the food bank works too!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/29/08

    @belltolls: selling your body for money is also a good cardiovascular work out.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    11/29/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: When stooping to pick up cans and bottles by the roadside, bend with the knees to prevent back problems. Always wear brightly-colored clothing or an orange reflective vest so cars and trucks can see you. Safety first!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/29/08

    @belltolls: Also, surgical waste can make an excellent stew. Frugal!
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/29/08

    @Pope John Peeps II:


    You can also sell your actual organs for money/weight reduction. You'd be surprised how much a kidney weighs.

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