The Latest Horrible Austrian Incest-Rape Story Was All a Misunderstanding

The news last month that two adult Austrian women had accused their father of keeping them in a rape dungeon for their entire lives—coupled with a remarkably similar 2008 story—prompted us to ask: What's the story with all the horrendous family-rape, Austria? Turns out the latest story isn't quite what it seemed.
Texas' Apocalyptic Wildfires, from the Ground—and from Space
It's been a horrible year for wildfires in Texas—six of the state's ten largest recorded wildfires have come in the last eight months, and nearly 3.5 million acres have burned so far. Right now, a large fire in Bastrop State Park—near Austin—rages completely out of control, and another in Montgomery County has forced…
Michele Bachmann Has No Comment On the Teen Suicide Epidemic in Her Own Backyard
Gay-hating presidential aspirant Michele Bachmann represents a district of Minnesota which public health officials have labeled a "suicide contagion area," according to a deeply disturbing piece in Mother Jones. Here's why: In the space of two years, nine teenagers from the area have taken their own lives—the most…
Man Sexually Assaults Unconscious Woman on Sidewalk Thinking She Was Dead
A man in Kansas City was arrested yesterday afternoon for sexually assaulting a woman on the sidewalk in the middle of the day. When the cops discovered him with his pants unbuckled trying to run away, he told them, "I thought that lady was dead." Oh man.
Women Arrested After Taking Donations for Fake Baby's Funeral
This weekend, two women in Modesto, California begged drivers to donate money to pay for their baby's funeral. Thankfully, there is no dead baby, but the real story is still awful. [Jezebel]
Tracy Morgan Under Fire for Homophobic Rant at Live Show
Last weekend, Tracy Morgan delivered a tirade during what was supposedly a comedy show in Nashville. His statements, according to audience members, included comments about how he'd stab his son to death if he said he was gay. [Jezebel]
Delta Charges $2,800 Baggage Fee to Soldiers Returning from Afghanistan
Staff Sergeant Robert O'Hair just returned home from Afghanistan along with the rest of his unit, though with lighter pockets. Why? Because Delta Airlines charged 14 of them an extra $200 each to check a fourth bag. In the video above, O'Hair and a colleague explain how they were treated by the airline.
Jaycee Dugard's 18 Years in Captivity
Following the sentencing of Philip and Nancy Garrido for the kidnapping, imprisonment and rape of Jaycee Dugard, whom they had abducted at 11 and held captive for 18 years, Judge Douglas Phimister allowed the release of an abridged version Dugard's grand jury testimony, described the events of her kidnapping and the…
This Is the Worst Music Video We've Seen All Week
At the beginning of the music video for her new single, "I Don't Wanna Be a Crappy Housewife," Norwegian "recording artist" Tonje Langeteig laments, "Hi, my name is Tonje. I'm a little pretty girl trapped inside a grownup's body." That's pretty much when things go the Rebecca Black route—and fast. There's even an…
Elderly Woman Sexually Assaulted on Upper East Side
An 85-year-old woman walking near her home on the Upper East Side of Manhattan was dragged by her neck and forced to perform oral sex on her attacker in a stairwell on 83rd St. She's in stable condition at a nearby hospital, but her attacker is still at large; police spent Monday driving vans "equipped with…
Botox Mom Begs for Forgiveness
Botox Mom Kerry Campbell (who might not be "Kerry Campbell" at all, but a multi-named mystery chupacabra of indeterminate origin) has returned to The Sun, the publication where her insanity spree began, to apologize for shooting botulism into her 8-year-old daughter's face, then bragging about it on TV.
