Utah Beauty Queens Not Immune to Horse Herpes Outbreak
There's trouble in Farmington City, Utah, as you can clearly tell by this headline on the website of local NBC affiliate KSL-TV: "Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies."
Race Horse Jumps Into Crowd of Screaming People
After ditching his jockey, jump-racing horse Banna Strand proved to be a little too good at leaping over tall barriers when he leaped over an 8-foot fence and landed in a crowd of spectators at the Warrnambool May Racing Carnival in Victoria, Australia.
Miniature Horse Gets a Second Shot at Life With Prosthetic Leg
Meet Midnight. Born missing part of one of his hind legs and neglected by his owners, Midnight was transferred to Ranch Hand Rescue where he was given love, care, and eventually, a prosthetic leg. The results are truly amazing.
Pony and Cat Exchange a Tender Moment
Inter-species love is always an amazing sight, so ease in to your day by watching a foal and kitty play and cuddle with each other.
Lower East Side Full of Horse Shit
The Post has a must-read EXCLUSIVE in today's paper: NYPD horses are shitting all over the Lower East Side and residents are angry! And the cops won't even clean the shit up, because they say it's "biodegradable." A reporter watched the horses take shits:
The Strangest Looking Police Chase Ever
High speed car chases are nothing new, but police chasing horse drawn wagons filled with people? Now that's a sight to behold.
Pony Becomes Cat's Personal Groomer
Stop whatever you are doing and watch this adorable video of animals being nice to each other. Cat owners take note, this is what you do the next time your kitty throws a tantrum.
Watch a Horse Use an Entire Tree to Scratch Himself
Sometimes when you have an itch you'd do anything to scratch it, the same holds true with horses.
Here's a Cat Dangling From a Horse's Mouth
They must be the best of friends! Otherwise, this cat just learned an important lesson about the horse's personal space.
'The Chinese Are Chomping at the Bit to Buy Our Horses'
The new white meat: horses.
The Soup Highlights Oprah Winfrey's Whirlwind Week of TV Appearances
The Soup looked at Oprah's week of television appearances—including a wacky conversation with the paparazzi that Inside Edition caught on tape and crying over Gayle King—and also applauded the Kennedy Center for deciding to honor "the little people."
Andy Rooney Finally Finds Something That He Likes
Stop the presses—Andy Rooney's finally found something that he doesn't hate! During yesterday's 60 Minutes, Rooney revealed that he'd recently seen Secretariat. Further, Rooney enjoyed the film (though not as much as seeing the horse in person).
Ridiculous Horse Names Make for Unintentionally Hilarious Commentary
A recent New Jersey horse race included competitors named Lady Mutada, Little Miss Macho, My Wife Knows Everything, and My Wife Doesn't Know. With that in mind, it's obvious that the announcer's commentary made for hilariously inadvertent comedy. Video inside.
What You Eat Will Kill You Soon
Horse therapy! Lettuce addicts! Healthy men! Bodega diets! Church workouts! Nursery cake! Food mockery! It's your Monday Fitness Watch, where we watch fitness—while snacking voraciously!
Smallest Horse In The World Will Make Your Brain Explode
Einstein was born April 22nd and weighs six pounds (less than a dachshund puppy!) Try not to squee loudly at your desk, but understand that you will fail.
Paterson Focuses on the Important Stuff
Because he doesn't have enough to worry about right now what with the massive budget deficit in Albany and the prospect that thousands of state employees may be soon laid off, David Paterson is taking up a new cause: horse-drawn carriage rides in Central Park:
In Mother Russia, Horse Rides You!
I, for one, welcome our new equine overlords with welcoming arms. And maybe a sign. "Welcome Horse Overlords," it will say. And maybe they will spare me from a life of painful and neverending hard labor.
Lib Bigots Protect Gays but Jail Horse-Lovers
Who will stand up for the rights of the brave NYC taxi driver who kicked two gay men out of his cab, for gay-hugging? Andrea Peyser will stand up for him. Enough of this gay PC crapola.
