Every December, thousands of people convince themselves that, because they have been to a holiday party, they are capable of hosting a holiday party.

Novelty ukulele tune Zooey Deschanel is "excited to host the WGA awards. It should be a lot of fun!"

After James Franco's squinty, smirky I-can't-believe-I'm-saying-these-words Oscars hosting stint, you may have some questions. Such as: Was he stoned? And: How stoned was he? Luckily, we have prepared a brief FAQ to help guide you through this confusing moment.

Lohan is apparently "in conversations" to host SNL on December 4, right after her probation ends. Her previous SNL appearances—in 2004 and 2006—were all attempts to prove she was doing just fine post-Mean Girls. So, good omens. [NYDN]