Get Ready for "Dangerously Hot" Subway Platforms, MTA Warns

A report soon to be issued by the MTA warns of what any New Yorker who took the train to work yesterday already knows: on a sticky summer day, subway platforms get really fucking hot.
Help Help Oh God I'm Melting: How to Stay Cool in This Scorching Hell
Fuck Earth. It gets so fucking hot here! Why do we live here? How can we keep our body temperatures at a degree capable of sustaining life since we're trapped here?
Temperatures hit 117 in Las Vegas yesterday, and it might reach 120 in Phoenix by the end of this hot, hot weekend.
Anderson Cooper Invites You to His Gun Show
We all know that America's greatest poop phone user, Anderson Cooper, will take every opportunity to take his shirt off on camera. But what about his arms? When he rolled up his shirt to get a flu shot on today's episode of Anderson, he paused briefly to flex for the crowd and said, "Welcome to the gun show." Then…
Jake Gyllenhaal Doesn't Want Fake Shirtless Pictures of Himself on the Internet
Our friends over at Buzzfeed got a letter from Jake Gyllenhaal's lawyer after they published a Photoshopped photo of Jakey's head on someone else's body. In this case it was a photo of a shirtless boy posing like the famous cover of a Grace Jones' album.
Hottie Banker's New PR Gambit: Sexy Crying
Hot banker Debrahlee Lorenzana and her new legal adviser—lawyer to America's starfuckers Gloria Allred—filed a complaint today against Citibank, which she says fired her for being too hot. Naturally, this required a new photo op—this time with tears.
You're Telling Me, Brother
Man, it's hot.
Hottie Banker's Boob Implant Video: 'I Want to Be Tits on a Stick'
Debrahlee Lorenzana—the banker who says Citibank fired her for being too hot—made a documentary (infomercial?) about getting a second boob job at age 26: "I want to look like a Playboy playmate." Her goal: marrying rich. Updated.
Too Hot for Citi Banker: Too Chatty for Chase?
Hottie banker Debrahlee Lorenzana says Citibank fired her for being too hot. Now, if she doesn't lay off the media appearances, she could be fired from her new job at Chase. Plus! Watch video of hottie banker in action!
Fired Banker Hottie Was Distractingly Hot, Onlookers Confirm
Hottie banker Debrahlee Lorenzana, who says Citigroup fired her for being too hot, really was quite hot, reports the New York Daily News, which joins the scandal of Debrahlee's hotness with eyewitness testimony. And another gallery of sexy pictures.
Bradley Cooper: "Ken Jeong's Penis on My Neck Was Very Normal"
Chelesa Handler dived into the important questions while interviewing Bradley Cooper: his gay movie roles and Ken Jeong's manjunk. Bradley talks about his role in Wet Hot American Summer and how "that scene" in The Hangover came to be.
Catching Up With the World's Most Beautiful Transsexual Girl
Jamie Clayton, the transsexual makeup artist who took the city by sexy storm over the summer when The Observer dubbed her "the second most beautiful girl in New York" is finally live on video. In an interview with Logo Online. She's getting recognized in the street, dating, and being subject to the clever pick-up…
One More Thing: Who is Your 90s Crush?
With all the attention we pay to the 70s and 80s in these end-o'-the-day posts, we can forget that the recent past has much worth remembering. Like the hottest hotties of the 1990s, for example. And there were a lot of them! Who's your fave? I offer two of them in one dreamy clip after the jump. As always, alluring…
The Coolest Femme Fatales in Cinema
Entertainment Weekly is favoring us with the listicle, "Lethal Ladies: 26 Best Big-Screen Bad Girls" this weekend. So I've gone ahead and ripped a bunch of their screen grabs for your viewing pleasure. While we're at it, why wait until the end of the day to post YouTube vids of our favorite dangerous hotties?
Air Conditioning As A Marketing Tool: No Longer Smart
Air conditioning is not just one of the most important summertime problems facing the media. It's a problem facing everyone, because high gas prices are turning air conditioners into machines that burn $100 bills to produce cool air. Stores in high foot traffic areas have always thrown their doors open in the summer…
Are These The 10 Hottest Female Athletes?
Here's PopCrunch's selections for the "10 Hottest Female Athletes of All Time". Anyone they missed? Anything they got wrong? Thoughts?
