This Naked Dude Wants to Be Your Next Senator from Massachusetts

His name is Scott Brown. He fathered an American Idol contestant, and he hates the Gay Marriage, and right now he is a Massachusetts State Senator. Also he was naked in Cosmo in 1982!

This Naked Dude Wants to Be Your Next Senator from Massachusetts

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