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TheMac
02/25/09

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Crazy-women: If you see that the sperm is red-ish, wouldn't you be less inclined to put it inside of you?

Also, isn't this also screwing the guy over since now his girlfriend has some kind of vaginal issue she probably doesn't want to talk about, and thus the guy can't have sex?

I agree with Cary here, this is beyond normal gender manipulation to satisfyu superficial needs- this is like, approaching sex like a game you have to win at any cost, and other other person is the opposing team. I feel like my knowledge of sexual politics just got blown away...in a bad way.
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TedSez
02/25/09

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Was Cary Tennis ever some kind of journalist? If he had done the simplest Google search, he'd know that Tom Leykis (who not-very-seriously promulgated this idea on his boys'-club radio show) went off the air last Friday, when his L.A.-based station switched from FM Talk to cruddy Top 40.

There was a long discussion of this on Jez yesterday, though (as usual) I was too terrified to comment.
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Mediahohoho
02/25/09

@the_lerpa: No, I got it. Presumably the reason said bitches would cram jellied jizz up their snizzes would be to trap dudes via pregnancy, which indeed would define them as nuts. Of course, a much easier way to avoid getting "trapped" by schizo slits would be to just not fuck them. But that might be too direct for talk radio, leaving yet another hour to be filled up with mind guano. But now I understand why people in this country drive like such psychotics.
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Eleanor Ramilly
02/25/09

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"He also said part of it was for sanitary reasons, that he didn't want the trash to smell. He has OCD (that he doesn't deal with), and a lot of the way it expresses itself is through cleanliness issues. I'm inclined to believe that was part of it, but still.

Hahaha, oh honey. Do you really think he believes hot sauce and semen won't smell? If this guy was really into cleanliness, why wouldn't he use a cleanser, like bleach to clean the condoms? Oh my god, this is too much for me.
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bringmemyTofu
02/25/09

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I have always liked hot sauce on eggs.

HEEEY-OOOO
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naugahydeinplainsight
02/25/09

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Peter poked his pecker in hot peppers.

If Peter's pecker's pickled in hot peppers,

Where's the peck of peppers Peter poked.
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Mediahohoho
02/25/09

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Actually, this is the most interesting Cary Tennis column I've read in a while. Apparently there actually is a radio talker (all one need to know in that description) who tells young men to do this so they don't end up in committed relationships with crazy manipulative women, but still get to bang 'em. Something I never would have known, and yet another reason to avoid talk radio.
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CaptainFantastic
02/25/09

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No need to injure the woman, just teach her a lesson. I simply wash out the condom, then add chimpanzee sperm.
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contradicto
02/25/09

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Any easy way to hide the real source of that "burning sensation." Servicey!
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
02/25/09

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What kind of freak is this guy?
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SuchAwfulPoetry
02/25/09

@MsMuffinMcGuffin: The protagonist of a lively Jane Austen remake.
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
02/25/09

@SuchAwfulPoetry: Well said!
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CaptainFantastic
02/25/09

@SuchAwfulPoetry: You mean "a Blake Lively Jane Austin remake."
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AKAuser
02/25/09

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"What about the physical effects of hot-sauce-laced sperm in a man's mangina?"
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
02/26/09

@AKAuser: I actually heard an elaborate story once, involving tag adams, several altoid mints and the 'bad boys of porn pool party' ...
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lobstr
02/25/09

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Add a little spunk to your spunk..
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naugahydeinplainsight
02/25/09

@lobstr: As Cajun cook Justin Wilson used to say: I guar-an-tee it!
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
02/25/09

@lobstr: A little kick to your dick?
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phlox✔
02/25/09

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You straights are hilarious!
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phlox✔
03/04/09

@phlox✔: You can post an image by typing the following:
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http address of the image on the web"
but add a "<" right before the img (no quotes around the "<", either).

more animals
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phlox✔
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phlox✔
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AKAuser
02/25/09

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If the hot sauce is in the condom, how does it get into the vagina?
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StrawBerryShortCake
02/25/09

@AKAuser: when a boy and girl like each other sometimes they have intercourse. and if the girl is freakin nut-case she then digs the used condom out of the trash and shoves his fallen soldiers up in her and tries to get prego
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TheHonJudgeSmails
02/25/09

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How, in this economy in particular, does this man have a job?
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StrawBerryShortCake
02/25/09

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if you are putting things you find in the garbage inside you then pain is something you are probably pretty used anyway
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SaraRueful
02/25/09

@StrawBerryShortCake: Welcome back!
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