I now want a subscription to Plate Gagazine, which I imagine is devoted exclusively to commemorative plates featuring Lady Gaga.
Welcome to Gawker, Adrian! The more time you spend here, the more you will understand the truth embodied in these immortal words of Ralph Wiggum. #housekeeping
Cognizant of your vast yet improving powers, where do you stand on the controversial Cape vs No-Cape argument?
While they add flair and protect against the rain (as I'm sure that you, being an Oregonian, are already aware), I'm concerned it might impact your typing speed.
Perhaps a cape with arm slits? #housekeeping
Welcome Adrian.
Is it ok to re-imagine your gender? That way I'll get to believe that there is finally a lady editor working for Gawker (.com). #housekeeping
What a conicidence. I'm Jewish, my wife is Buddhist from Taiwan. She says I'm the most sarcastic person she's ever met. What do you expect from a Jewish New Yorker? The Spanish Inquisition, maybe? #housekeeping
@Claire Buoyant: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. #housekeeping
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Welcome to Gawker, Adrian! The more time you spend here, the more you will understand the truth embodied in these immortal words of Ralph Wiggum. #housekeeping
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While they add flair and protect against the rain (as I'm sure that you, being an Oregonian, are already aware), I'm concerned it might impact your typing speed.
Perhaps a cape with arm slits? #housekeeping
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Welcome Adrian.
Is it ok to re-imagine your gender? That way I'll get to believe that there is finally a lady editor working for Gawker (.com). #housekeeping
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Good luck, Adrian! #housekeeping
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(Another inspirational title. Any relation to blogging completely in the eye of the beholder.)
Welcome. Have fun, and we probably will, too.
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Weeeeeelcoooooome. #housekeeping
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They both like to eat Chinese.
(This was hilarious in 1995.) #housekeeping
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