Obama Wants to Take Away Our Hoverboards

Folks, get ready for the latest assault on our freedoms by the Barack Uday Qusay Hussein Osama bin Bummer O’Ghazi Libtards for American Communism Administration: they want to take away our hoverboards.

Folks, get ready for the latest assault on our freedoms by the Barack Uday Qusay Hussein Osama bin Bummer O’Ghazi Libtards for American Communism Administration: they want to take away our hoverboards.
Remember those hoverboards that were almost certainly fake? Well, they're fake.
Today a swarm of celebrities came together in a Back to the Future-themed ad campaign for a real-life hoverboard. Just 30 years after the movie that made us fall in love with flying skateboards, they're here! ... Except they're not.
Michael J. Fox was on Good Morning America imparting some of the lessons he learned through his role in Back To The Future. Crushing everyone's childhood dreams, he let the world know that hover-boards do not actually exist.