David and Andrew had never met before last week. In fact, they used to live in completely different states.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no horse can climb on the roof, of course, that is, of course, unless that horse is bored.

"You may already be a winner!" exclaimed those ubiquitous, incessant solicitations, but you never won a cent.

Emily Kraus and her boyfriend were on their way to Hershey, Pennsylvania, to see Dave Matthews perform, and were running late as it was.

A 66-year-old man who thought he merely had an unusually tiny penis was shocked to find out from doctors that he was actually a woman.

A judge who accidentally violated his own "no cellphone noises in court" policy felt he had no choice but to hold himself in contempt.

In his sleep, no less.

When a preschool teacher in Ohio decided to replace all the toys and learning materials in the class with cardboard boxes and other raw materials, he expected some grumbling from his three-year-old students.

Move over "elevator trying to cover Radiohead's 'No Surprises'" — there's a new musically gifted inanimate object in town!

By popular demand, Flavorwire follows up its montage of famous movie stars appearing on the big screen for the first time with a second batch of clips featuring big-name actors making their cinematic debuts.