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    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    Didn't Tiger's mistress also have a fling with Derek? His taste in women are just as questionable as Tiger's. I'll give Jeter this, at least he has the good sense not to get married. He can chase all the tail he wants and keep his millions. Why give all that up just to project a happy, family man image?
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    I'm a huge Yanks fan and I like Jeter a great deal, but she may as well have been giving him a handy while she asked the questions.
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    Image of jbwan jbwan
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    burning questions:

    1) where is that interview taking place?

    2)what made Gretchen's dress vomit all over her sleeve?

    3)why is there a marble pedestal for a seemingly thinner looking marble pedestal?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @jbwan: #2 I can hear Michael Kors in my head saying, "This is so mother of the bride..." and shaking his head in utter disappointment.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    I am one of the world's biggest Yankee fans and a fan of Derek Jeter but he never says anything of substance and his life is not "lived perfectly" but rather choreographed to look as if it is.

    I could stand in for him in his post-game interviews which are completely content-free and repetitive.

    Jeter does the image thing. Who knows what he's really like? We just know what his PR is really like. Perfect.

    I like Arod not despite his foibles but because of them.
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    Edited by BxgrlJeri at 12/03/09 1:54 PM BxgrlJeri was starred BxgrlJeri was unstarred
    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    We need new heroes.

    First, we need new standards for our heroes, then we need new heroes.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    If Jeter is a baseball player, why is Carlson lobbing softballs?
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    Derek Jeter defines that gross guy at the bar who looks at every woman in terms of what she'd look like under him. Sorry, not sure the word "perfect" comes to mind, but at least he's not married. Yet.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/03/09

    @manchops: So he's not Mr. Sensitive. He's smart enough to not ruin someone else's life by getting married where he knows he likes the smorgasbord out there. He hasn't beat any woman (as far as we know), fathered any out-of-wedlock children...In this day and age, that's as close to perfect as a multi-millionaire athlete is going to get. So if the worst thing he has is a creepy leer, great.
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    12/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: You are more than right on the marriage part. And I agree that he learned the rather valuable lesson of being a gazillion dollar athlete and always using the condom.

    By the way, I wasn't exactly saying anything bad about him sitting at the bar. I'd certainly never turn down a glance from him...hell I'd pick up the tab
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    12/03/09

    @manchops: Yeah, i didn't mean to come off as totally defending him being a bar hound. Just that this is what my standards have dropped to, I guess. I spent about 10 years as a sports writer for a couple of papers in Chicago and let's just say I've seen things. Someone like Jeter who knows he has it good and isn't in any rush to mess it up has become a breath of fresh air.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    By "lives his life so perfectly", is she referring to his laser like focus in making sure all of Hollywood has the 'gift that keeps on giving'?
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: He's such a great leader that his teammates follow in his Valtrex.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/03/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: If you can't follow a leader like him, then you are just a cold sore loser.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I guess it's just that simplex.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    Ha, that interview looks like an infomercial.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    12/03/09

    In reply to How Fox News Landed That Derek Jeter Interview
    Took this one off the stove too soon. The real scoop will be how Blondie & Friends handle coverage when Jeter has a DUI/vehicular manslaughter, or is found poking a teenage cabana boy in the Caribbean.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/03/09

    @unclevanya: Agreed. And you know it's just a matter of time.

    I'm waaaaaaiiiiting...
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    12/03/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: Hopefully you're waiting for the teenage cabana boy story more than the manslaughter story. I felt oogie just typing that the first time.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/03/09

    @unclevanya: That IS what I'm waiting for. I keep telling hubby that he bats for both teams. (Which he doesn't doubt, but I just want to get some credit when it becomes widely known)
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    Image of NotReadyForPrimeTime NotReadyForPrimeTime
    12/02/09

    In reply to A Bravo Contract Delivered White House Gatecrashers to the Today Show
    Give these people their own show. Except that the storylines should revolve around their various grifting scams. Any monies earned from the show should go to pay back all the people they've bilked over the years.

    They're obviously pathological liars and psychopaths, and need to be made an example of.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    12/02/09

    In reply to God Damn Neal Boulton Somehow Co-Opts Tiger Woods Publicity
    [Disclosure: Neal Boulton once commissioned a blowjob from me and reciprocated by screaming "I'M NOT GAY!" before I even had a chance to swallow so I am biased against him.]
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/02/09

    In reply to God Damn Neal Boulton Somehow Co-Opts Tiger Woods Publicity
    As I've always said, NEVER trust a male "bisexual." Seriously.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/02/09

    In reply to God Damn Neal Boulton Somehow Co-Opts Tiger Woods Publicity
    Thought that was Jake Gyllenhaal with an ill advised pompadour for half a tic. And Tiger will surely subdue you with his mastodonic forearm and then eat your face...or maybe hide in his Florida mansion. Six of one...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    In reply to God Damn Neal Boulton Somehow Co-Opts Tiger Woods Publicity
    Oh, please. Why did he keep it a secret for such a long time if he was on such moral high ground? Like Neal Boulton wouldn't sell his ass to the highest bidder to fulfill whatever whim he desires.

    Give 'im hell, HamNo!
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    @BookishLookish: That picture makes him look like a character from a John Hughes film.

    I wonder if rent boys charge him extra for having to deal with the greasy hair.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: "Hmm, one greasy, bossy-bottom blowhard who did not pay HamNo, and who thinks his shit does not stink. Let me tack on another hundred, he can get it from his wife."
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    @BookishLookish: Exactly.

    I've said in that past that I would have sex with anyone for $100,000.

    But in his case then umber jumps to $500,000.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: $500K? You dirty, dirty whore. (Now we're talkin'!)
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    @BookishLookish: Oh, I'm a total whore. Shit, I'll do anything to be able to afford the lifestyle I want.

    Unfortunately, not many men or women are looking to pay money for sex with 40 year old beer bellied drunks.
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    12/02/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: You're just sitting in the wrong hotel bars.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/02/09

    @MattyMcboy: I'm not sure. My girlfriend jokes that bears would love me because of my goatee and beer belly, but we live in the gayest town in France and not one dude has ever hit on me - to say nothing of offering me money.
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    12/03/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: now you're just teasing me with that description of yourself and place of domicile.
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    MattyMcboy was starred MattyMcboy was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/03/09

    @MattyMcboy: If you like bears I can take you to an awesome bear bar in Montpellier, France and/or Rome Girl does the couch surf thigh with roughly 10 bears a year - most of whom are fairly slutty, in a good way.
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