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    Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does

    Hit-Starved Fox to Bring 9-Year-Old Casanova's 'Gag Gift' to Screen
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does
    I look forward to his next book, Hickeys: That Bitch Set Me Up, next year, followed by Holy Crap: What Just Came Out of My Penis? by his sixth grade.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does
    I'm surprised that no one has pointed out the obvious: the headline of this post is probably unfair to the nine-year-old.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    06/02/09

    In reply to Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does
    As I said over on Jezzie: I have read and reviewed all three of Alex Greven's books, and they are pure shit: sexist, smirky claptrap marketed as "cute" and "folksy." Smugness is not adorable no matter what age the peddler.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/02/09

    In reply to Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does
    Any grown man who is taking advice from either nine-year-old boys or Ben Karlin deserves to die a virgin.


    But thank heavens for yet another sure-to-be Jennifer Aniston vehicle to call attention to her singleladyism.

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/02/09

    In reply to Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does
    And, his book doesn't even work! I told some hottie at the bar that she was a booger-fart and got shot down quickly. This kid's a fraud!
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    06/02/09

    In reply to Ben Karlin Knows As Much About Girls as a Nine-Year-Old Does
    I hate clever, precocious kids. Despise 'em. There's always some pain in the ass parent right behind them, doing the false modesty thing. One brilliant little shit I am cursed to know trashed a room at a house he was visiting. Instead of being told to clean his damn mess up, the parents let him write a poem of apology, some puke with the meter all wrong. Everyone went, "Awww" but the room stayed trashed.


    High school is the great equalizer for those little twerps. You're day is coming, Master Greven.

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    06/02/09

    @son of spam: Damn. Your.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    06/03/09

    @son of spam: I regret to inform you that Alec Greven would have caught that typo before clicking Submit.
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