America's Got Talent Magician Dan Sperry Nearly Makes Sharon Osbourne Wet Her Pants

On America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel, a serious germaphobe, got really freaked out by some floss that was pulled through a magician's neck. Sharon Osbourne, however, just couldn't keep it together after Howie ran away from a piece of string.
Biden's 'Big Fucking Deal' vs. Goldman Sachs' 'Shitty Deal': A Usage Guide
Yesterday, Senator Carl Levin said "shitty deal" twelve times on TV. Last month, Joe Biden said "big fucking deal" to the President. So many curses! When do you use which? And will I go to hell for saying "fuck"?
Howie Mandel's OCD Memories
Upstaging a retinue of guests which included hoarders and OCD sufferers with his own staggering neuroses, Howie Mandel recounted a traumatizing event from his childhood on The Bonnie Hunt Show today: his parasitic sandfly infestation.
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Drew Barrymore going to lunch at La Esquina with a friend ... Kate Beckinsale arriving at JFK with her daughter and later sitting on a swing in Central Park ... Naomi Watts leaving lunch at Smile ... Sienna Miller running from photographers outside Jude Law's apartment and later shopping downtown ... Howie Mandel …
Howie Mandel Channels the Voice of Bobby From Bobby's World to Read Penthouse Forum
Before Howie Mandel hosted a show where people opened briefcases to win money, he was the voice of one of the cutest Saturday morning cartoon characters of the mid 90's. That voice made an appearance last night on Leno.
Ashley Shops a Book, Harvey Starts Smoking Again
• It looks like Ashley Dupre's 15 minutes of fame isn't entirely over jet yet: She was spotted at HarperCollins' offices and is now reportedly trying to sell a memoir. [P6]
• Hijinks at the Golden Globes: Leonardo DiCaprio asked CAA to construct a ladder so he could sneak into the agency's dinner last Friday and…
Katie Holmes No Longer Required to Live In New York
Was it a violin string snapping? The long, low moan of a siren? What was it—what sound, what feeling—that told us that Katie Holmes was leaving New York?
Help Wanted: 'Deal Or No Deal' Searching For A New Banker
· Looks like Ben Silverman isn't the only one who should be updating his resume. After 246 episodes of Deal Or No Deal, last night marked the first time that a contestant took home the million dollar briefcase, which can't be good for The Banker's employment status. Congrats go out to Jessica Robinson but, truth be…
Gay Austrian In Sherman Oaks Looks Suspiciously Like Sacha Baron Cohen
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about how the…
'The Insider' Sends Undercover Reporter Deep Into The Dangerous World Of 'Deal Or No Deal' Briefcase Models
An appalling four months after the brave Deal Or No Deal model-slave known only as Briefcase Number Two took to basic cable to expose the show's inhumane working conditions (particularly chilling was Two's showcasing of the scars Howie Mandel inflicted with a cat o' nine tails for her unacceptable fumbling with a…
Howie Mandel Behind Waverly Inn Google Ranking
UPDATE: Under what circumstances exactly could Carter's elite spot become one of the most queried terms on the Internet on a Friday in January?
Waverly Inn Storms The Internet
The 79th most searched item on Google Trends today? Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter's power crowd restaurant, the no-reservation "Waverly Inn." Either New York is taking over the Internet or the rest of the world is taking the day off.
Ellen DeGeneres To Put 'Deal' Models In Sensible Lesbianwear
Ellen DeGeneres promises to liven up the Deal or No Deal proceedings when she makes a guest appearance on the hit NBC game show. But unlike past guests, like Donald "The Banker" Trump and Celine "Open Da Case!" Dion, the canine-regifter will join the show's Pyramid of Hot Briefcasemodels. TVGuide.com reports:
Charlize Theron Powerless Against Corruptive Obsession With Howie Mandel
As if the grief of this week weren't already about to swallow our heavy hearts whole, People rocks our world by demolishing our last shred of hope that good might eventually triumph. Charlize Theron, who so courageously uglied herself up to win an Oscar, is now reportedly locked in the jaws of an even more terrible…
