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    Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
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    Image of minou minou
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    Good for her. She won the Triple Crown!
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    Image of minou minou
    06/30/09

    @minou: I looked, and I didn't see it anywhere. I have been waiting all week to make that joke but it is unbelievable that no one beat me to it. That bad?
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    Image of MosseyCade MosseyCade
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    I forget--where are we on relating the unconfirmed proclivities of the beaming father, and his apparent lack of a wedding band?


    A. So straight and in love with his wife that he doesn't need a stupid piece of metal to signify his commitment.
    B. So gay that a ring would remind him of lie that he lives, as well as reduce his, uh, "circulation."
    C. Who gives a fuck?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @MosseyCade: D. All of the above?


    Happiness to their sheets, and all that.

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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    Mrs. Parker and the Auspicious Circle

    Matthew, Harried, and the Boys

    Snore Games

    The Family Cloned

    L.A. Second Story

    Strangers With Canned Peas

    Etc.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    Love, American Style
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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    I'd say I'm sorry for what I'm about to say, but I'm not: I love this and really as far as celebs go, SJP and Broderick and really pretty great. Good for them.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @rubyruby: I'm just jealous that I can't order up two adorable female humans like she can.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Sure you can. They start at $800 per hour (minimum two hours) I'm told.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @CaptainFantastic: You can do that with babies now? Sheesh, am I behind!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    @BookishLookish: No babies. Adorable female humans that are available by the hour.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    they have their millions
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    Image of princeCapsaicin princeCapsaicin
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    She looks pretty good for someone who just wrote a big check to someone else for birthing her babies.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/30/09

    @princeCapsaicin: Um, yeah? I mean, I'd expect you to look better after writing a check than, you know, expelling a pair of human beings from your vagina.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @Mount_Prion: Generally, you look great actually, but you feel like hell.
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    Image of princeCapsaicin princeCapsaicin
    06/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Sometimes I wish I had a vagina that expelled cashier checks.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @princeCapsaicin: Get in line, baby.
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    Image of Scooter34 Scooter34
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    I can't decide if that thing behind them is worse as a headboard or a couch. Style icon, huh?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    06/30/09

    @Scooter34: I think it is a headboard and it is truly a horror.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    06/30/09

    @momof3wildkids: Mom, I totally love the fabric, just not for a headboard.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    @htotheomo: I like it too. Can't decide where it would work though.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @CaptainFantastic: The problem is it is isolated and looks tacky on its own. It needs more color to "fight" with, it would look great in a room with some red lacquer and almost-black walls.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @momof3wildkids: "We all need a splash of bad taste, it's no taste that I'm against." --Diana Vreeland
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes. The problem is that the wall is white/ecru. Paint the wall the green from the fabric.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Straight boy who says "ecru" = *thump, thump*
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/30/09

    @BookishLookish: Ecru is like Colt 45: works every time.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/30/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Billy Dee FTW...every time.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    I think Matthew is cute. Oh well.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    Dude Is A Total Stud. Whoa!!
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    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    This picture looks like it was taken in '73. I blame the sideburns. Also, something about ponies.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    06/30/09

    @rockandhardPL: Yeah what is with those sideburns he's been rockin in every pic lately? Is he in a play I don't know about?
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    06/30/09

    @DahlELama: (sarcastometer off today, maybe?) Yes, he was in The Philanthropist, which just closed.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/30/09

    In reply to Ferris Bueller to Have No More Days Off, Ever
    In SJP's honor, I have invented the Preakness Salad: Apples, carrots and sugar cubes.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/30/09

    @depardoo: "Yes, we'll start with the Preakness Salads, and then we'll have two Belmont steaks."
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/30/09

    @Richard Lawson:


    Brilliant!

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