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britneyspearstears
06/09/09

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Rolling Stone is really the pioneer of "celebrity-magazine bullshit."
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The Queen of No
06/09/09

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This guy becomes more of a douche with every passing day.
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miss_msry
06/09/09

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That snake looks toxic. No, the green one.
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Mean_Ol_Liberal
06/09/09

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I have no idea who this guy is. I know only of Speidi through sites like this one. I can't name the Real Housewives and whether said pictured housewife is Real from New York, New Jersey or Atlanta.

So does that make me or the rest of the country the dork?
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SaraRueful
06/09/09

@Mean_Ol_Liberal: The rest of the country. Which I'm totally not saying just because I'm with you on all counts.
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Maura Johnston
06/09/09

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Not surprising that he thought RS would be the best place for him to come out. After all, his performances were most convincing when he was taking on classic rock from the era when the magazine actually mattered!
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Richard Lawson
06/09/09

@Maura Johnston: I hear he's dating Richard Chamberlain!
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Spirit Fingers
06/09/09

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Well, at least now he can't do any George Michael, Careless Whisper/Father Figure videos and upset all the ladies, when it's revealed later that he really meant the gayest eye roll evah in that Wake Me Up video back in the Wham! days.
Oh, Georgie, I lusted after you for decades before the truth finally bored its way into my brain. Bitch.

Yeah, so Adam, sweetie, don't do that. Well, unless you're Neil Patrick Harris, and lady-lusting will occur in spite of your personal penchant for the peen peccadilloes.
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SaraRueful
06/09/09

@Spirit Fingers: HAH!! I had forgotten the eye-roll!
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fearofdreaming
06/09/09

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Oh Richard, Richard, Richard, I guess you decided to scrap this:

"If he comes out in Rolling Stone then good for him, and I'll eat my hat and say thank you."

and go with the snark instead.

As much as it crushes my soul I would love you less if you hadn't. Though really, you two have much in common, starting with your desire to stick in Kris Allen. Why don't you let the healing start there.
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Richard Lawson
06/09/09

@fearofdreaming: Well, I said "Congrats."

But, I thought he might just say "I'm gay! Yay! Duh!"

But instead he had to be bitchy about Clay Aiken's coming out and just be a little arrogant prick about the whole thing.

So. We met half way.
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fearofdreaming
06/09/09

@Richard Lawson:

How does "I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay...I'm proud of my sexuality...I embrace it. It's just another part of me" not equal "I'm gay! Yay! Duh!" ??!!

And did the man who constantly referred to Adam as wearing an ill fitting skin suit and compared him to Frankenstein just give him shit about scratching back at Aiken?

Oh kettle I do believe I pot calling...
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Richard Lawson
06/09/09

@fearofdreaming: "I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, 'I'm going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler. I didn't want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit."

Is what rankled.
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AndIAmTellingYou
06/09/09

In reply to Adam Lambert: Gay As He Wanna Be
Wait!... He has chest hair?
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iplaudius
06/09/09

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I’m almost more impressed by his rockin’ the chest hair.
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Kid Twist
06/09/09

@iplaudius: Gay was no surprise at all at this point. The fact that he has chest hair totally surprised me.
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BookishLookish
06/09/09

@Kid Twist: @iplaudius: New iconography for the new century! Hoorah!
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iplaudius
06/09/09

@BookishLookish: I’m undoing a couple extra buttons on my shirt to celebrate.
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AndIAmTellingYou
06/09/09

@Kid Twist: True that. It was the only surprise in this cover.
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flossy
06/09/09

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Nude lipstick? Feathered bangs? A butterfly brooch? STOP, it's all just TOO WILD!
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onydchic
06/09/09

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All I want to know is why there's a snake headed towards his crotch.
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HiredGoons
06/09/09

@onydchic: Snakes are drawn to heat - his crotch is hot (take that as you will).
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contradicto
06/09/09

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OK, he's gay. Now can we do something about the fact that he looks too much like Liza Minelli?
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kimsama
06/09/09

In reply to Adam Lambert: Gay As He Wanna Be
Is it weird to anyone else that he doesn't wax his chest? I thought that was de rigeur for gay guy mag covers.

Or is it weird that I noticed it? Hmm.
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BadUncle
06/09/09

@kimsama: Oh, he does. That's just a tattoo of hair.
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HiredGoons
06/09/09

@BadUncle: First LOL of the day, thnx.
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ms.conniving
06/09/09

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I'm so glad that I don't have to go on the cover of Rollingstone Magazine to tell the world that I like sucking cock. I mean, I totally would but at least I don't have to.
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BookishLookish
06/09/09

@ms.conniving: Everyone already knows about you, you shy rose.
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Jaguares
06/09/09

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Is everyone happy now? For some reason those pictures of him with his toungue down some other guy's throat weren't enough.
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forwardmotion
06/09/09

@Jaguares: Yes! You have to actually say it. So yes, I'm happy.
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