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    America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    01/29/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Is this guy applying any science here, or is his ouija board telling him this shit?
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Man, you got something right. Why not quit while you're ahead, pal?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    I thought the only shady Catholic group was Opus Dei. Is there another one?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Wait. When did the Jews stop controlling the world? I thought we were still in charge?
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/28/09

    @bjonston: We Catholics are masters of consipiracy. So we set it up like on the Sopranos, when Tony let Junior think he was in charge so that Junior would take all the heat from the Feds.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    01/28/09

    @Iceland Spar ★: Oh.


    I don't get HBO so the Sopranos reference is lost on me, but I get the drift.

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Soooo....does this mean I can keep on not paying credit bills and slacking at work?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    I for one predict that at precisely 4:20pm on April 20, 2009, a lot of marijuana will be burned and inhaled simultaneously across the land, in a steady, synchronized wave of ganja smoke moving slowly from East to West as the 4:20 timeline sweeps across the land.


    Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


    Fucking recession sucks!

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    Image of ChicagoSaphique ChicagoSaphique
    01/28/09

    @bjonston:


    nice work tying in the themes there

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    01/28/09

    @ChicagoSaphique: thank you.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Catholics don't even go to church, how could they rule anything???


    And really, how much worse can the market get?

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: Its tough for us to get to mass between our dispatching of albino monk assassins and all the running between clandestine meetings. Ruling the world isn't easy!
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/28/09

    @Iceland Spar ★: I thought that was the Illuminati and the Jews as embodied by the Rothschilds. You mean it's the papists*, after all.


    *this use of anti-Catholic slur is meant ironically. I'd bring up the one for Lutherans, but we're too dull to have one.

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/29/09

    @Hydroceph: I love the term Papists! (You Proddy!)


    @VirginUrgin: The student has surpassed the teacher.

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/29/09

    @Iceland Spar: Proddy? Seriously? I love it! I've never heard that one before.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/29/09

    @Hydroceph: I believe its a slur used in Northern Ireland. (Enough time has passed since the Good Friday accords right?)
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    Image of Mr. Bar Mr. Bar
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    That means I should probably take my huge jar o' coins to CoinStar, cash it and spend it on can of tuna...or ammo...
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    01/28/09

    @Mr. Bar: Ammo. You can always shoot more tuna.
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    Image of Mr. Bar Mr. Bar
    01/28/09

    @Sproing: All I know is if our markets crash, I'm taking huntin' lessons from the Palins and Ted Nugent.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    01/28/09

    @Mr. Bar: Here's a tip: Coinstar takes a cut; try that bank that took over Commerce instead. The one with Kelly and Regis on their commercials. The machines are like Vegas and you get ALL your money.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Quickly followed by martial law?
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    Image of krismry krismry
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    The market crashes every other day! Big deal! Then the big buyers, whoever they are, pump it back up again. Don't look, it will just make you dizzy. Go outside and get some fresh air instead!!
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Dismal?
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    This guy also thinks that Nicolas Cage is our only hope.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/28/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: You mean he's not?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    Maybe my family is on to something and I should attend Mass again and de-lapse myself.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/28/09

    In reply to America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
    On his website, this ass-clown asks for $720 for his one-year, Super-Saver Nostradamus subscription. So why is he giving away 02/09/09 for free?
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    Image of minou minou
    01/28/09

    @MrInBetween: To Gawker? Book deal.
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