"Is this the worst Jeopardy story ever?" asked a tipster in an email last night. "A contestant on Jeopardy told perhaps the stupidest story in the show's history," said this Uproxx headline. As you know, the internet is given to hyperbole and exaggeration in its ongoing quest to find the worst and the stupidest. Was…

Interesting little factoid: a new study finds that 99% of the creative directors behind this year's Super Bowl ads were white. Makes sense. Who else loves milk, Betty White, and Tim Tebow? [Ad Age]

Here is Bill O'Reilly telling a blogger to be more respectful of Al Franken. This happened yesterday, so I'm reasonably sure it's not a hilarious practical joke. (Bill has finished repositioning himself as Fox's moderate voice of reason, I guess.)

Now-free Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell has evolved from dispensing sex advice from jail to dispensing advice about how to masturbate in jail. (With a toothbrush and a sock). Baby steps. [Animal NY]

"Earlier, the cartoonist... posted the original version of the cartoon on his blog. In this version, it shows the punch line as 'AIDS' instead of 'a baseball bat.' The paper, he claimed, preferred 'not to make light of fatal diseases.'"

Roger Stone—yes, that Roger Stone—has published his apparently annual best- and worst-dressed lists!

Shit, I know this one. Paul! No, wait... Bhudda! [NYT]

Game, set, match: Drudge. That's how you do quasi-sexist. Confusingly. [Drudge, Earlier]

Public Access TV was once a haven of seedy underground art, bizarre comedy, and wild television experimentation limited only by crappy equipment. Also it was home to insane displays of the utter, irredeemable weirdness of mankind, like the attached clip of two children being forced to sing a song from The Sound of…

Of course, Clinton surrogates are once again changing the goal-posts, suggesting that superdelegates make their decisions based on the wishes of both Earth and sister planet Mars. [Drudge]

T Magazine: The Website is here! IT IS CRAZY how much of Natalie Portman's face is on it, too! You will note that the website has invented a new way to arrange content: By words, pictures, products, video and something else which is probably their junk drawer. (Finally, words get relegated where they belong!) Because…