College student Dillon Pearce probably did not set out to be a jerk of almost cosmic proportions when he head to McDonald's on Monday. And yet, according to police, he ended up intentionally running over four ducklings. In his Hummer.
Because they were unable to unload the brand on a Chinese company, GM has announced that it will no longer manufacture the notorious suburban assault vehicles. Fist-pumpers and teenagers will mourn the loss, while we make many marriage/no-more-blow-jobs jokes.
The worst-selling automotive brand in America? The Hummer, as you probably guessed. Sales are down 40 percent through June, although it's unclear if that's because the public has come to realize what an idiot you look like driving one, or because filling up a Hummer with a tank of gas now costs about six million…
Hummer salesmen—those poor global warming-enabling souls! Because of outrageous gas prices and a faltering economy, fewer egomaniacs are ponying up for the gas-guzzlers, especially the top-of-the-line H2, which gets a not exactly Honda Civic-esque 10 miles to the gallon. All this has left the Manhattan Hummer…
An operative on the Fox lot just dropped us a few pictures of the Earth Day celebration he was beckoned to on his lunch break touting his proud, environmentally responsible employer's efforts to "go green." Apparently, the notice about today's event didn't reach the owner of this Hummer parked in front of an…
