Variety Cafe, at least the last time I was there, was gross and used to get shut down by the health department every now and again. Also, what person living in New York hasn't heard of shwarma?
I will never get tired of the falafel/loofah story though. Yeah, Bill-O, the best thing to grind into a woman's tender ladybits is the rough thing she uses to scrape dead skin from her elbows.
And then after you ever go with a distant relative who works nearby to get some Pinkberry while listening to 2 Live Crew's "Hoochie Mama," and you get a dollop of it with some granola, and goddamn Jessica, you ever get Pinkberry? I bet you do. You probably get the Green Tea flavor, you're one of those people, huh?
Wait, did everyone miss the whole "eat with a frenemy while listening to reggaeton" thing?! Shep Smith eats schwarma with frenemies while listening to reggaeton in Midtown. This has got to be the most priceless piece of information I've recieved in years.
I can't blame Fox News from steering clear of the word "falafel." Falafels are from a traditionally unstable area of the world. I mean, mentioning the food is probably okay, but why take the risk?
@ChillbearLatrigue: But acquiring new sandwich treats is half the reason we fight our wars. In fact, I think Bob McNamara's dying words the other day were, "At least I brought home the Bahn Mi." Or they should have been.
Did O'Reilly really say "So anyway..." while talking dirty??! That's straight out of one of his blathering riffs.
Shep is downright subversive; look at that big grin he gives at the end.
@Claire Buoyant: Haha, exactly what I was getting at! "So anyway ... wait a minute, I dropped my nail clippers, give me a second ... so anyway..." Sheesh.
But, yay me, I had to go look at the original document and I just about made myself sick; it's full of "um" and "kinda" and ewwwww.
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I will never get tired of the falafel/loofah story though. Yeah, Bill-O, the best thing to grind into a woman's tender ladybits is the rough thing she uses to scrape dead skin from her elbows.
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Shep is downright subversive; look at that big grin he gives at the end.
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But, yay me, I had to go look at the original document and I just about made myself sick; it's full of "um" and "kinda" and ewwwww.
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Ah, the mating call of the conservative male.