I want to be 10 and ride my bike to the 7-Eleven, but then how would I get my slurpee home? The closest one to me is the type of place you want to hang out to drink a 40 of MD 20/20, not a slurpee.
Gee... I just stopped by my 7-11 and the guy at the counter unapologeticlly informed me that they are not participating in free slurpee day. How could a 7-11 not participate? I feel very inconvenienced by this convenience store.
well, i guess since the only 7-11 in brooklyn (according to google) is in rockaway fucking beach nearly, i'll have to make do with gin. speaking of convenience/fast food joints and gin, if you're near a sonic, i highly recommend buying a rt66 cherry limeade. dump/drink 1/4 to 1/2, and then fill up with gin. gin & sonics are the wave of the future. i guess you can do this with a free slurpee too but i can't think of a hilarious name for that.
@allyzay: no shit, i just texted my peeps to inform that before we go watch ufc 100 we will pre-party with gin and sonics... i'm doing my part to spread the goodness!
I stopped by my small-town 7-Elven an hour ago, and it wasn't busy. Still, when I grabbed the free Slurpee cup, I heard one of the cashiers mutter to the other one "This is ridiculous," then complain about somebody who came in twice for free Slurpees.
Know what? SCREW YOU, WAGE SLAVE! I'm an American, and I have a God-given right to a free Slurpee, so I'm taking it.
Lemon Frost Icee with an airplane-size bottle of vodka stealthily poured in behind the "Tiny Tina, World's Smallest Woman" house got me through a looong day at the NJ State Fair last week, thank you, Jesus/Icee Bear
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Nor would La Huffington.
"Let them eat . . . Well, maybe not."
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Little Debbie muffins...is PEOPLE!
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However when it comes to Canadian Entertainers they are far superior when it comes to hot air: William Shatner, Alan Thicke, Celine Dion.
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Know what? SCREW YOU, WAGE SLAVE! I'm an American, and I have a God-given right to a free Slurpee, so I'm taking it.
I tell ya, the nerve of some people!
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