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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    These girls will never get hired for this position until they assume THE position.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    I wanna know what position the guy on the far left is applying for.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    07/21/09

    @raincoaster: DJ. Every club, no matter what kind, needs a DJ.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    "No, that's not what we mean by entry level position.
     Reply
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    "If you play your cards right and work hard at this job, you too could end up like Anna Nicole Smith."
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    "To get this job, you have to go through a very thorough interview process... in my pants!"
     Reply
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    Jesus, what's that girl got in her sack, a dwarf act?
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    "It's a new world out there.... If you're lucky, you'll finish the evening with a garter full of bailout vouchers, unemployment checks and California IOUs."
     Reply
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    "Your dead-eyed, drug bloated face and airbrushed nipples could be pasted on billboards all over the Hollywood area"
     Reply
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    "If it makes my hand go down this far" - gestures with right hand- "you'll probably get the job. But if it only makes my hand go down this far" - gestures with left hand - "it's a bit iffy."
     Reply
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    not sure i would have gone with flats for my interview at the strip club...
     Reply
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/21/09

    @tigolbitties: Presumably her shoes are the only thing that could be described as "flats"
     Reply
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    07/21/09

    @tigolbitties: And HURACHES, no less. Oh, girl. You gotta sex it up in this situation.
     Reply
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    Image of kathotdog kathotdog
    07/21/09

    In reply to "I Wanna See Two Pairs of Resumes."
    You must be "this big" to acquire an application.
     Reply
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Tale: The Pornography
    I'm not sure about this. If I were to make a porno based on LiLo's life, I don't think I would go straight to the cracked-out emotional tailspin days for my sexual inspiration. It's like making a porno about bald, methy Britney.
     Reply
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    Image of Jackiewsu Jackiewsu
    07/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Tale: The Pornography
    Am I the only one out there that thinks Lindsey can make a comeback?

    I'm waiting for her Drew Barrymore moment.
     Reply
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/14/09

    @Jackiewsu: Drew is back?
     Reply
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Tale: The Pornography
    The pictured actress is actually Lindsay's half-sister. Dina was dating Chucky for a short time in the late 80s.
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