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I charge $2100 for up to 4 years of counseling, as much help as the student needs. I am able to steer students to colleges that fit their interests and their parents' pocketbooks. For children of immigrants, their parents want guidance and a chance to learn the admissions process in an unhurried, non-judgmental atmosphere. Some of my students' parents are well off, but most are middle income.
Public high school counselors wear many hats: scheduler, psychologist, disciplinarian, paper pusher. College counselor is in there somewhere, but the percentage of time devoted to this area is small.
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It's a ghost writing firm, whose recent accomplishments include:
•A nonfiction book by a prominent publisher;
•The authorized biography of a historical icon;
•The life story of a former mafia kingpin.
So, it's basically about paying thousands of dollars for a ghost writer to write your college essay.
07/20/09
I went to public schools through grad school and now I make enough that I could easily afford the services of these boils on the buttocks of humanity for my kids. Fortunately I'm not a breeder, so no kids. However I do have a group of adorable nieces. They know if they work hard, and get into any school.... the local community college through Yale their uncle will make sure they have the money to go. But they also know they have to do the work and make the grades. Unfortunately if they want to get into an Ivy, they will be competing against malignantly entitled twats whose parents buy them these sort of services.
Though fortunately, I imagine admissions folks are as savvy as the douches who charge $40k for these services and they can tell a hard working kid from a lazy shitstain with rich parents.
07/20/09
That's why for a mere $35,000 I offer the comprensive guidance and preparation your family needs to choose the Independent College Counselor that's right for you. Yes, for just $35k, we will find the right person for you to pay to call colleges on your behalf to find out exactly how large of a donation you'll need to make so that Timmy doesn't end up toiling away at one of the lesser investment banks for ever and ever. Call me!
07/20/09
Yes, I said it. There are people who aren't qualified to go to Harvard. And they shouldn't go to Harvard. They should go to a school that fits their qualifications--whether academic, sport, music etc. Because from what I've seen since graduating, there are plenty of people who are successful precisely because they went to, say, OSU and took finance classes, which they understood and excelled in. Contrast that to some ex-ibanker history major legacy from Yale who blundered into his job, and now that he's laid off, has no tangible skills or grounding to find another job.
And to summarize, that's why these college counseling programs suck: there's a reason not everyone should go to the Ivy League, and it has nothing to do with smarts.
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Got a very smart kid? Skip the gifted programs and send him/her to a mediocre school where comparatively good grades will let Junior shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. Of course, you'll have to get the kid lots of tutoring after school, and he/she will be forever embarrassed to name the old alma mater, but the Ivys love valedictorians! Right?
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Also, did Ms. Hernandez really compare her counseling of the dim spawn of the nouveau riche to brain surgery? As a survivor of [watching movies about people who die from] brain cancer, I find her repugnant.
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My fee is between one and two cans of beans for each session. Each tearful, tearful session.
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