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Art, Schooled: Rumormongering with Jeffrey Deitch, Gamechanger

Click here to read Art, Schooled: Rumormongering with Jeffrey Deitch, Gamechanger
Art! Who goes there? Now: we do. In the second installment of our fortnightly Sunday art column, Kelsey Keith explains what a Jeffrey Deitch is, and why after tomorrow, the entire art world will be watching his every move. More »
01/10/10
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By Kelsey Keith
#artschooled Click here to read Art, Schooled: Six Ideas for Taking Back Our Taxi Cab Tops

Art, Schooled: Six Ideas for Taking Back Our Taxi Cab Tops

Art! Who goes there? Now: we do. In the first installment of our Sunday art column, Kelsey Keith's got a few ideas for some people who think they know what art's good for New York City's taxis. More »
12/27/09
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By Kelsey Keith
#videuhoh Click here to read Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics

Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics

I know, I know. GOD, Julia Allison, when will you stop posting about her, she totally sucks, etc, etc. Well, stuff this in your empty comment box and smoke it: Julia Allison, doing performance art, about art. I'm serious. More »
11/14/09
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By Foster Kamer
#icanhazmasturpeesuz Click here to read Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks

Also, Andy Warhol: Sucks

Art Nerds with Computers fight. About what? The Whitney Museum's new website either sucks or really sucks, says New Museum's web designer. Also, the New York Public Library lion looks like the MGM Grand lion. And sucks. Me-yow. [AFC]
11/14/09
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By Foster Kamer
#thingsweactuallylike Click here to read Regretsy: Hysterically Bad Trips into Arts and Crafts

Regretsy: Hysterically Bad Trips into Arts and Crafts

Maybe you've heard of Etsy, the uber-twee site allowing "creative" types to sell their "arts and crafts" "wares." Imagine shopping at Michael's on crack. Regretsy, which finds the most insane things on Etsy, is like shopping Michael's on acid. More »
10/10/09
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By Foster Kamer
#art Click here to read Who Stole Andy Warhol?

Who Stole Andy Warhol?

Big Trouble in West L.A: Ten Andy Warhol paintings depicting athletes were cat burgled from the house of rich L.A. businessman and art collector Richard Weisman. Involved are a housekeeper/nanny, an anonymous $1M reward, and 70s model Cheryl Tiegs. What? More »
09/12/09
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By Foster Kamer
#icanhazmasturpeesuz Click here to read Bravo's New Art-World Reality Show Promises To Be Patently Ridiculous, Awesome

Bravo's New Art-World Reality Show Promises To Be Patently Ridiculous, Awesome

The New York Times dared to brave the auditions for Bravo's newest foray into, well, giving existentialists like big-dick-owning/hating Jean-Paul Sartre more credence: a reality competition featuring artists making art. What'd they find? Fish, in a neon-lit, jewel-encrusted barrel. More »
07/19/09
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#icanhazmasturpeesuz

A Context-Free, Comment-Free Review Of Contemporary Art, With Suggestions

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Things I Did On My July 4th Vacation: hit up The New Museum's Younger Than Jesus exhibition. It's a contemporary art exhibit showcasing only artists born after 1976. It ends today. Here is what I saw, presented without comment. More »
07/05/09
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