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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    Really people? Has the JA bar been lowered so far down you think this is amusing?

    She's terrible at trying to be funny, but doesn't know it. Even that awful dude in LA told her so. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    #headasplode #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    I'm surprised no one has pointed out the guy at 0:08 blatantly picking his nose, examining the booger on his finger, then going in to dig for more gold.
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    I've come full circle and wish you would post MORE about Julia Allison. It's not that she is funny on her own; more like she is comedy's muse. The comments that have followed her various stunts are the stuff of legend around here. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    This video is very funny and I am a fan. Could IMPROV COMEDY be JA's secret talent?!?!?!?!?! I hope not, for her sake, because, just jesus, there is just no money there. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    Until now, there has been much debate over whether or not art criticism died in the 1970s.

    Before tonight, I would have suggested it still had a twitch or two left in it. But this clip represents the nail in its coffin.

    Farewell, art criticism. I barely knew thee. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    "If you were to take the temperature of the art world with a thermometer, where would you put that thermometer?"

    Rectal. Definitely rectal. #juliaallison
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
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    11/15/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Well, JA DOES seem intent on becoming the butt of the Art World, so.. put the thermometer in her. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    I think you’re too harsh on this. It’s actually pretty decent. A bit too smirky, but otherwise a decent thing.

    It actually reminds me of James Kalm Report.
    [www.youtube.com] #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    You can tell always tell an art-world leper by its spots.
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    This is a thing of beauty.

    How can you say you don't love her now? Ironically, non-ironically, it's full of win.

    #ironicjuliafans #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    Watched 10 seconds, muted. That was enough to see that her dress is a horror show. Makes her right upper arm look like a spotted rump roast. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @MrInBetween: Bingo! #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @MrInBetween: "I watched ten seconds of this, without audio, giving me absolutely zero insight or context into it, which will not stop me from offering my opinion." Truly, friend, you are the archetypal internet commenter. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @DavidWatts: I saw enough to comment on her dress and her upper arm. Which is what I did. And you are not my friend. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    That was the most ferociously irritating two minutes of my life that I will never get back. Seriously, groped- for- my- Lizzie Borden- hatchet bad. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    @Baroness: Take two and call me in the morning. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    @610Dean: I only have one hatchet. #juliaallison
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    Foster, I sense the onset of Weekend Gawker Despair.

    Time to fall in love, move to Bali or...I know...find a dog who is happy when you come home from your struggle.

    [www.youtube.com] #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    @smithhimself: I absolutely love those videos. They seriously make my day like nothing else on the interwebz. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    @smithhimself: 1. Yes. 2. Oh, wow. I have this thing against owning a dog in the city, but I'm a crazy dog person and want a dog so badly. I've gone to dog parks to watch other people with their dogs. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    @smithhimself: That video made me very happy for everyone involved.
    I really want a greyhound, a retired racer. I already have an ancient rabbit and as most people point out to me, greyhound + rabbit = not good. #juliaallison
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Dogs love the city. They are social creatures, like us. Having time to raise a puppy is tough, as they need walking several times a day and endless play to wear them out. But an older, calmed down shelter dog, already housetrained, will be grateful for the rest of its days for a kind home. If you have a neighbor who can let it out once during the day, and if you come home at nite even for a little while, you will have done it a great kindness. And you can go to the dog park together. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @pony_express: Greys really mostly sleep all day. They are short burst creatures once they're a few years old. A retired raced would make a great pet. As for the rabbit, well, just supervise them. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: One day. For now it would be irresponsible, I can't even cover the rabbit's vet bills. The poor guy started loosing patches of fur (he is 11) yesterday and I had to call the vet begging for free phone advice.

    I also propped the floor length mirror up so he doesn't have to watch himself balding. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @pony_express: Poor bunny. Steroids? Are you in NYC? The Animal Medical Center does a lot of pro bono care, of all critters. #juliaallison
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    11/15/09


    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Thanks, but I am in LA. It's going to be okay, cotton balls and neosporin, and he's in no pain. Just another injustice of the aging process.
    Here is a picture of him from better days. For a rabbit he is a very dog-like (in personality, not looks). #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @pony_express: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw. I have heard they can be wonderful pets. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics
    I've got some etchings Julia could see here on the Houseboat of Misfit Toys. #juliaallison
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    11/14/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Performance Art Debut: Critic of Art Critics

    Speak of the devil... #juliaallison
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    11/15/09

    @mattchew03: It's kind of like watching Dame Edna. #juliaallison
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