I hate to break it to you, but Mr. Silverman has fallen a lot farther than you know. At the Coffee and Tea Bean on Sunset this morning, he made me the tastiest chai-latte, and it only took him three tries.
This man has a future.
Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.
Wait, isn't Bee Schaeffer at College Humor as well? Maybe Ben can do a multi-platform deal where it's Electus, Notional, CollegeHumor AND TeenVogue, where Grace Coddington will argue against Ben's ideas and come off as the real leader. #bensilverman
This would make a great buddy flick. Silverman could play the guy whose abilities are too small for his position, while Van Veen plays the guy who makes comedy that isn't funny. #bensilverman
This calls for a badly constructed limerick of the seafaring kind.
There once was a young man from Nantucket who had a haircut and face like a muppet.
His stupid web site and cable show were not funny. But somehow they made him a lot of money. So his fame and fortune were all the more perplexing to those who found him to be rather vexing. But this shit did not matter as climbed up the fameball ladder by presenting his muppety arse to Barry Diller on a silver platter.
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This man has a future.
Oh, and with the money I left for a tip, I suggested that he take his friend on over to Fantastic Sam's for the Emo Phillip's Special.
Talk about a win-win....
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07/25/09
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07/25/09
There once was a young man from Nantucket who had a haircut and face like a muppet.
His stupid web site and cable show were not funny. But somehow they made him a lot of money. So his fame and fortune were all the more perplexing to those who found him to be rather vexing. But this shit did not matter as climbed up the fameball ladder by presenting his muppety arse to Barry Diller on a silver platter.
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Sounds more like "Why Did The Scoutmaster Touch Me There? An ABC Afternoon Special."
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07/24/09