My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.
I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
@skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
@snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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@snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
@snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
@just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
It's a heartbreaking article, and a Shakespearean tragedy if true. MJ needs to get out of debt and his handlers want quick cash, so it leads to 50 concerts scheduled basically behind his back. The article makes it sound like the mere weight of this task killed him.
Meanwhile, did anyone catch that the name of this writer's book is The Final Years of Michael Jackson? How creepy is that? It's apparently been the working title of the book for months. From theglobeandmail.com:
Mr. Halperin himself wasn't talking Friday, except to say that the timing of the book's publication shouldn't be construed as a rush job. "I timed it because I knew around this time he was a candidate to die. I'm being totally up-front about that.(His Montreal publisher also said Friday it always planned to have the book out before the concerts.)"
I've written it elsewhere, but I wonder- did Jackson have a death wish?
His pattern of massive loans, massive defaults, fleeing, wooing the next sucker or sheikh, on the scale of hundreds of millions boggles the mind. He must've known it'd catch up with him someday.
If a novelist invented a great star who burned through tens of millions of dollars every year in whims and indulgences, constantly putting off his creditors and fleeing to the next locale, knowing he'd never pay, agents and publishers would reject this as outlandish and far-fetched. Yet that seems a sketch of jackson's life- spending like a fiend, constantly evading creditors on a massive scale.
I also wonder about his moral debts- like Christ being tempted by Satan , "all of this can be yours", I wonder if excessive public adulation didn't warp Jackson into thinking any desire of his should be fulfilled- the damning lawsuits and trials, yes.
That's what I refer to. Imagine living life on such a scale, where ideas of honoring debt, and perhaps ideas of morality, are absent- like a Roman emperor, the exploits of which, via Suetonius, are still appalling in their decadence. And abuse of innocents.
Imagine living the life of literally doing anything you want.
Jackson seemed to live the last fifteen years of his life like someone who knew he'd never repay his staggering debt. He lived as a person who let no whim go unfulfilled, and it was monstrous to behold. He behaved as if he'd won a trillion-dollar lottery, yet he didn't seem to have a single friend in the world. A voracious unhappiness. Of course it's all speculation, but a novelist couldn't convincingly create a figure like Jackson.
I hate to admit that the National enquirer was right but in January they said he had 6 months to live. This event also is bringing to light how friggin ridiculous Deeprak Chopra is, have you read any of his statement's on MJ the last couple of days? I had no idea he was this much of a sleezeball liar.
That Beatles catalog rumour has been around for years. I think it was even in Dominick Dunne's reporting for VF. If MJ had switched to legal sex partners, that's great news to hear.
You saw the joke from Popbitch?
Farrah Fawcett gets to Heaven, and God meets her at the Pearly Gates. He says, "Oh Farrah, I'm SUCH a fan of yours! Got the poster and everything! I'd like to give you a wish, anything you want."
Farrah says, "Thanks, God, that's really nice of you. I'd like for all the children in the world to be safe."
I saw Michael Jackson's father being interviewed over the weekend. It was awful. The man kept talking about how the world lost a fabulous musician, entertainer, etc...
There was not a single mention of the fact that the man just lost his SON.
To me, this explains a lot. RIP Michael. You may have been one freaky dude with a sick propensity for young boys, but it appears to me that your own father didn't view you as his son first and foremost.
Just a quick read-through of your posts might eliminate at least *some* of the many, many egregious typos, misspellings, and other errors that reliably appear in them. Two quick read-throughs would be even better. I know blogs are blogs, but jeez....
Dr. Tohme Tohme? Well, theres your problem right there.
I love me a good conspiracy theory, so Im going to go ahead & run with the suicide idea. He couldnt have enjoyed his life at the end there, being covered with masks, isolating himself, molestion charges & incredible debt. Im already getting burnt out on the media coverage though. Ugh, and they havent even released all the "icky" stuff yet, Im sure. Just a sad life, all around.
Ian Halpern...Now I remember where I heard that name. He wrote a book on James Taylor, not flattering in the least especially compared to Timothy White's love-fest, James Taylor: Long Ago and Far Away. Speaking of Halpern how did he get in Jackson's inner circle, really.
The bankers didn't force him to spend 30 million a year, get hooked on painkillers, live in a literal fantasy land, have god knows how many plastic surgeries, never eat, tell the children he purchased that they didn't have a mother... I could go on, but as the days progress, I am reminded more and more of the cynical record executive who upon hearing of the death of Elvis reportedly said, "Good career move."
@PandoraSpocks: I'm inclined to agree, however one thing the author mentions in the article that is not repeated in the gawker summary is that Jackson may have suffered from schizophrenia. If that is ever proven to be true, it could explain a lot of his behavior over the years.
@NexusRanger: If that's true, his religious faith, Jehovah's Witness, might have something to do with his failure to seek out and get psychiatric treatment. It's a statistical fact that followers of JW are disinclined to seek out mental health treatment.
href="#c13924720">NexusRanger: @BookishLookish: I think he gave up all religion and worshiped himself toward the end. But he has a real place in music history that should be truthful without diminishing his incredible talent(s).
What's baffling to me is why everyone else in the world (save Gawker and a few friends of mine) is acting like an extremely healthy, hetero, actively charting artist just popped out of absolutely nowhere.
It just shows to go ya: You want to screw kids and get stupid on Oxy for about a decade? Buy some famous dude's bones. And a chimp. And wear marching band outfits. You'll be golden.
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I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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Meanwhile, did anyone catch that the name of this writer's book is The Final Years of Michael Jackson? How creepy is that? It's apparently been the working title of the book for months. From theglobeandmail.com:
Mr. Halperin himself wasn't talking Friday, except to say that the timing of the book's publication shouldn't be construed as a rush job. "I timed it because I knew around this time he was a candidate to die. I'm being totally up-front about that.(His Montreal publisher also said Friday it always planned to have the book out before the concerts.)"
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His pattern of massive loans, massive defaults, fleeing, wooing the next sucker or sheikh, on the scale of hundreds of millions boggles the mind. He must've known it'd catch up with him someday.
If a novelist invented a great star who burned through tens of millions of dollars every year in whims and indulgences, constantly putting off his creditors and fleeing to the next locale, knowing he'd never pay, agents and publishers would reject this as outlandish and far-fetched. Yet that seems a sketch of jackson's life- spending like a fiend, constantly evading creditors on a massive scale.
I also wonder about his moral debts- like Christ being tempted by Satan , "all of this can be yours", I wonder if excessive public adulation didn't warp Jackson into thinking any desire of his should be fulfilled- the damning lawsuits and trials, yes.
That's what I refer to. Imagine living life on such a scale, where ideas of honoring debt, and perhaps ideas of morality, are absent- like a Roman emperor, the exploits of which, via Suetonius, are still appalling in their decadence. And abuse of innocents.
Imagine living the life of literally doing anything you want.
Jackson seemed to live the last fifteen years of his life like someone who knew he'd never repay his staggering debt. He lived as a person who let no whim go unfulfilled, and it was monstrous to behold. He behaved as if he'd won a trillion-dollar lottery, yet he didn't seem to have a single friend in the world. A voracious unhappiness. Of course it's all speculation, but a novelist couldn't convincingly create a figure like Jackson.
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You saw the joke from Popbitch?
Farrah Fawcett gets to Heaven, and God meets her at the Pearly Gates. He says, "Oh Farrah, I'm SUCH a fan of yours! Got the poster and everything! I'd like to give you a wish, anything you want."
Farrah says, "Thanks, God, that's really nice of you. I'd like for all the children in the world to be safe."
And BAM! God killed Michael Jackson.
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There was not a single mention of the fact that the man just lost his SON.
To me, this explains a lot. RIP Michael. You may have been one freaky dude with a sick propensity for young boys, but it appears to me that your own father didn't view you as his son first and foremost.
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I love me a good conspiracy theory, so Im going to go ahead & run with the suicide idea. He couldnt have enjoyed his life at the end there, being covered with masks, isolating himself, molestion charges & incredible debt.
Im already getting burnt out on the media coverage though. Ugh, and they havent even released all the "icky" stuff yet, Im sure. Just a sad life, all around.
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What's baffling to me is why everyone else in the world (save Gawker and a few friends of mine) is acting like an extremely healthy, hetero, actively charting artist just popped out of absolutely nowhere.
It just shows to go ya: You want to screw kids and get stupid on Oxy for about a decade? Buy some famous dude's bones. And a chimp. And wear marching band outfits. You'll be golden.
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