How Not to Remove Snow From a Roof
Here's a video from Finland (I think) that's been blowin' up the Internets today. It features a man attempting to remove some ice/snow from his roof with a shovel by beating it—until it beats him back, that is.
The Hobbit: Part 1 to Include Icy Water Scenes
[Okay, so pictures of people swimming in ice water are getting old, but this German guy dressed as Neptune earlier today deserves a little credit. Image via Getty]
Ice Floe Rescue Proves Socialism Works, Results in Amazing Pictures
A Swedish couple was long-distance skating on the frozen ocean when a boat broke their "rink" into pieces, stranding them on a floe. Luckily, they were rescued in 12 minutes—and got some stunning pictures out of the deal.
Icy Street Corner of Doom Victimizes All Who Pass
There's something to be said about this couple filming an icy street corner from out their window, commenting on the passers-by who slowly but surely will fall victim to a certain slippery spot... Well, we're watching too, aren't we?
Skating With the Stars: Judge Holds Up a 7, Exclaims 8
Still working out the kinks! Judge Dick Button held up the wrong number for Jonny Moseley and Brooke Castile's skate routine, giving them an 8 for an artistic score but holding up a 7. Give this judge a 0!
Hello, New Island in Greenland, 'Ice' to Meet You
[Here's two side-by-side pictures of Petermann glacier, before and after a huge ice island four times the size of Manhattan broke off of it. Talk about "breaking the ice"! Right? "Breaking the ice"? Pic via AP.]
Ice Island Four Times Bigger than Manhattan Breaks from Greenland
Two days ago, an "ice island" four times larger than Manhattan broke away from a Greenland glacier and is heading for the Nares Strait, and could reach the Atlantic Ocean within two years.
Yes, That Is an Ice Toilet
[A South Korean kid gets some respite from the sweltering Seoul heat on an ice toilet at the city's Ice Gallery. Pic via AP.]
Fox News Bombshell: Illegal Immigrants Allowed To Play Bingo
In yet another sign that American values are doomed, Fox News has uncovered the shocking truth about how detained illegal immigrants are treated in your country: They're allowed to play bingo! And they have access to libraries! Is nothing sacred?
How To Escape a Car Sinking in Deep Water
Crashing your car into a body of water might look cool in a movie, but it's no laughing matter. If you ever find yourself in a car rapidly filling with icy water, you'll know what to do.
Driver Mistakes Ice For Asphault, Drives Into Frozen Lake
Is there a road sign that says, "Thin Ice: Do Not Drive On This Frozen Over Lake?" We thought such warnings would go without saying, but this unfortunate driver proved us wrong.
