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son of spam
05/11/09

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On the other hand, he started with nothing and now he's the rich guy surrounded by hot women and insane cars. The laugh is on whom?
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Pinekatz
05/11/09

@son of spam: SoS, its still on him. He's a pimp. Nothing less and nothing more.
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xmonkeydr
05/11/09

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I guess being a fishmonger is the only way to achieve entrepreneurial success in old Europe. That's fine but what he did to those cars is inexcusable.

For everyone who clucks about what an asshole this guy is there are three "down the shore" who are contemplating a similar career path.
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britneyspearstears
05/12/09

@xmonkeydr: In all fairness the "Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe covered in a Louis Vuitton multicolored monogram print" is a ltd. ed. Murakami/LVMH art car, akin to the whole BMW thing, about 30 years too late and tragically curated.
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LilyBlue
05/11/09

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Fake teeth, fake tans, fake title, fake tits. Marcus and his friends belong on FakeBook.
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Pinekatz
05/11/09

@LilyBlue: Hah!
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depardoo
05/11/09

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Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
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Rumpelstilskin
05/11/09

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I am grooving on the golden horse behind the be-ermined prince, would that be what Moses warned us about? Are drunk worship service orgies about to commence? Twitter me, princeling.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
05/11/09

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Ah yes, the Butcher Prince of Germany. I wonder if his father is the Sausage King? His mother must be the DQ (that's Dairy Queen, of course!).
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sassypants
05/11/09

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Christ. That's just a LOT of plastic surgery gone horribly, horribly wrong. His face is reminiscent of the Joker's...
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shostakobitch
05/11/09

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but who is the world's poorest asshole?
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Senator Sully
05/11/09

@shostakobitch: I think it would have to be a Gawker commenter.
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Smitros
05/11/09

@shostakobitch:

I was in the running for a while, then I got a job with benefits.

One more brass ring uncaught.
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CaptainFantastic
05/12/09

@Senator Sully: I haven't noticed AD around lately. Confession: I like when AD stirs things up.
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i'm a bottle
05/11/09

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Actually, he's not really a prince of anything. Nobility and titles have no standing in German law. Any German has the right to use any "title" they wish as a part of their last name (so it's not Prinz Marcus von Anhalt but rather Marcus Prinz von Anhalt), but no one is allowed to have it as a title that precedes their names. What a waste of money, buying a name. But I guess if it makes him happy, he should just do it.
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