Fun fact #1 about lying memoirist James Frey's Facebook profile: he is a member of the group "I Love 'A Million Little Pieces' and James Frey Even if It's Not All True."

Is "J," the shirtless Aquarian photographer from Baltimore on MySpace, the same thing as Dr. Jay Parkinson, Williamsburg private doctor? Oh indeed it is. Do we still want him to palpate us in the basement of Northsix? Yes.

So I'll be in Maine all next week, leaving you in the extremely fun and competent company of Doree, Choire, Josh, Balk, and Balk's cock, which will be picking up even more of my slack than it usually does. I had Gawker pervtographer Nikola Tamindzic snap a special picture of me being all "eff you, I am wearing an…