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    The Salvia Meme Is Back!

    Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    06/04/09

    In reply to The Salvia Meme Is Back!
    Wow! Who knew I could actually make money off of flowers in my garden. I literally have too much salvia -- to the point I'm killing the stuff off because it is overtaking my garden. No more. Time to see this crap and make some dough.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    06/04/09

    @momof3wildkids: I know! I grew it for years but stopped because I actually wanted to grow something else.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/04/09

    In reply to The Salvia Meme Is Back!
    Yagé or the highway, dumbass.
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    But at least they confirm that condoms are still a more effective method of preventing gay pregnancy. It's good they've got their facts straight (if nothing else).
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    Image of RedLineRage RedLineRage
    06/04/09

    In reply to The Salvia Meme Is Back!
    I am so ashamed that I laughed at this.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/04/09

    @RedLineRage: @dolemite1975: jesus christ, lord autumnbottom. shit is hilarious this year just like it was last. please respond to me with a comment that begins "let me guess, you enjoy ."


    this one is good too:

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    06/04/09

    In reply to The Salvia Meme Is Back!
    So did he die, because that would have been funny.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/04/09

    @son of spam: Indeed. You can trade fifteen Daniel Toshes for one Peter Tosh on the black market.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Phased withdrawals are best.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Other methods of avoiding pregnancy:


    1) be ugly

    2) don't put out

    3) avoid the backseats of Chevy's and/or drive-ins

    4) contract the clap and make this fact well known

    5) be Ann Coulter

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    5WPR should micro-refine this, and address the "Just The Tip" phenomenon.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/04/09

    @BadUncle: Oh Jesus Christ, I just snorted.
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    Image of Helen Skor Helen Skor
    06/04/09

    @BadUncle: Seriously . . . I have to know. What is the deal with guys and "just the tip?"
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/04/09

    @Helen Skor: You are asking the wrong guy. But maybe it has something to do with pregnancy. So check with Ronn (sic).
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Damn, how did I miss the news that Leo was expecting? "I'm king of the womb!"
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Also, you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    06/04/09

    @Kid Twist: Unless you're in a public swimming pool.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Are you sure this didn't come from one of my colleagues?
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Maybe they meant it for gay women.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/04/09

    @rudi_freude: You do know strap-ons can't get you preggers?
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Well... I just don't wanna see any "births" afterward.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/04/09

    @DoctorEcks: Don't worry, butt babies never live.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/04/09

    In reply to Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
    Like buying a ticket to New York, but getting out at Secacus Junction.
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