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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/08/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    Why enter? You'll just end up locked in a house with Rachel Marsden, and that NEVER ends well.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    I may have to give this a shot.

    And if they don't pick me, it will just prove that WaPo doesn't care about semi-Hellenic armadillos.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    I'm sorry, $200 per column? Howard Kurtz blows his nose with $200 every time he turns on his computer. It's in his contract.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    Paging Mr. Hippity...
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    I feel enormous empathy for the underpaid sucker who's going to have to read four thousand uninformed, illiterate rants about health care.
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    Edited by Unsolicited Advice at 09/29/09 11:59 AM Unsolicited Advice was starred Unsolicited Advice was unstarred
    Image of Rev. Paul T. Hipple Rev. Paul T. Hipple
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    I could channel God for them, but I doubt seriously He would want His message soiled by delivery through the WaPo. Perhaps Fox News has a similar contest?
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/29/09

    @Rev. Paul T. Hipple:
    God is already a Gawker commenter. No seriously, he had an account and everything. Don't know if he uploaded his avatar yet or not.
     Reply
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    Image of blix blix
    09/29/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: God is the only one who doesn't need an avatar.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    I'd enter one of my famous Thomas Friedman: Magical Retard fake columns, but his actual colums already blow mine away in terms of satire.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    09/29/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Your columns are a zebra of a different color.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/29/09

    @Awesome X: Yes, his are black zebras with white on top. Mine are an amazing white zebra with black on top.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    I'm so going to win this. I think stuff about things.
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    Edited by Astigmatism at 09/29/09 11:28 AM Astigmatism was starred Astigmatism was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    09/29/09

    @Astigmatism: Well then, I'm out.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/29/09

    @Astigmatism: But can you opinionate about them?
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    09/29/09

    @Astigmatism: Stop being such a fag and shit.

    /Idiocracy
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Washington Post Launches America's Next Top Pundit
    $200 a column? Not an economics pundit, presumably.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/29/09

    @Hamilton Nolan:

    I was interested until right about then! Though really, copy/pasting a tumblr is at Washington Post standards, so it may still be worth a go.
     Reply
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    09/26/09

    In reply to Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
    To absolve themselves of prosecution bias, I demand the WA police open a casefile on the male-staffed Bearistas cafe chain.
    Geez, I hope their steamed milk is just... Milk.
     Reply
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    09/26/09

    In reply to Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
    I'm unsure if this is right.
    After all, the cholesterol in whipped cream is very unhealthy.
     Reply
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    Image of blix blix
    09/25/09

    In reply to Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
    So close, break 100 and it's strippers and java for all. Basketball for the gentlemen and donut ring-toss for the ladies.
     Reply
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    09/25/09

    In reply to Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
    this is what goes down when patrons don't fill the tip jar. times are tough!
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    09/25/09

    In reply to Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
    This sounds nothing like prostitution and a helluva lot like stripping. Stripping with the possibility of 3rd degree burns.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/25/09

    In reply to Barista Prostitution Sting Stuns Washington State Espresso Purists
    Mmm, frothy.
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