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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    We're the young girl saying "No no! Help me!" and the government is Glenn Beck. In the end, I think we will all be nine years old, and dead, until proven otherwise. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden

    I just thought I'd share this little gem of Wesley Pruden pledging allegiance to the... Confederate Flag. "The American mainstream," ftw! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @flossy: Err, well, click on the picture to get a glimpse of the man himself. Or just Google image search him, it's the first thing that pops up! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    I was 'hired' at the Moonie Times as an editorial intern, mainly because Wes Pruden liked the fact that I had been a Marine. When he found out that I was also a lefty, he sent me over to the foreign desk with the rest of the commies and Canadian expatriates.

    I remember he had a small statue of Robert E. Lee in his office. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    One of these guys is eventually going to go Michael Richards on everyone's ass. Or someone is going to get shot. In the meantime... we wait. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    born to a mother attracted to men of the Third World

    To be attracted to men who worked for and earned their status (as opposed to those who were born directly into prosperity - if not money and power), is so un-American! She should've been attracted to the idle European royalty and brought us the crown, damn it!
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    I think they complement each other: combine Beck's child rapist with Pruden's unAmerican mulatto, and you have the kind of sex-crazed mulatto stereotype so dear to the hearts of racists that it is a prime plot element in The Birth of a Nation. D. W. Griffith would be proud! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Also sounds like the plot to a Faulkner novel. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    I've got to side with Mr. Pruden. He clearly has more insight into the human condition.

    I remember back in the 60's, when grunge music was all the rage, my female companion and I were looking for a well-hung addition to our commune in Maui.

    At the time, Maui was less a destination for surfers and more a hideout for Black Panthers and surf Nazis. One night, while taking PCP, I said to the woman whom I was having casual sex with but was not married to, "Moonbeam, we're already harboring a lesbian Vietnamese baby, a pygmy Aborigine who only speaks French, a pair of criminally-insane Arab conjoined twins, and Adolf Hitler. What we need for our family-cum-terror cell is a big Black man to have sex with our children and the good white kids in the neighborhood."

    Obviously, Moonbeam was intrigued. All the abortions that she had had that year left her with an irrational hatred for Christianity and nothing would please her more than destroying America, the Greatest Nation That God Ever Conceived Of To Bless This Jesus-Loving Planet. So, we hijacked an El-Al flight.

    Now, the flight was full of rabbis who had professed their love for the Gospel and apologized thrice daily for killing Christ and all that weight meant that our plane, originally bound for Jerusalem, would not make it to Kenya City (being the capital of Kenya). So we threw the rabbis out the door, laughing and yelling "Allahu Akbar" as we tossed each one out. This was normal behavior for us drug-addled liberal hippie grungesters ever since the Vietnamese had devised a way to make The Gay into a virus.

    We had an easy time finding a Black man with a huge penis as Kenya is filled with them. In fact, the entire Nation of Africa is filled with Black men with large penises. We had offered to purchase him but were advised that Christian missionaries abolished slavery and that us, being liberals, were racist in thinking that Black people should be bought and sold.

    One of them said, "Haven't you even heard of the Rev. Jerry Falwell? You know - the man who singlehandedly made America a nation that does not judge people based on race, wealth, religion, or political affiliation!"

    We obviously could not permit this tolerance to spread from The Dark Continent so we killed all the Christian Missionaries, kidnapped the Black man, and came up with a carefully constructed scheme whereby our hippie grunge commune would bring into this world a Mulatto halfbreed, give him the education of a White person (thus ensuring that he was articulate), and indoctrinate him with our vicious Liberalism.

    We placed him with an ACORN coven of community organizers, who continued to feed him lies about how horrible America is and how the Poors deserve better. By sending him to Chicago, we were able to bribe the electorate at every turn from our DNC offices and our plan to make him President succeeded.

    Congratulations, Mr. Pruden, for discovering our plot. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Roses at your feet. Roses. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You forgot about the part where you convinced Jerry Ryan to introduce her Republican senate hopeful husband to swinging by hyponitizing him and taking him to a sex club in Paris where she then forced him to have sex with other women while she watched. That's the best part! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: That was a work of staggering genius. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: genius. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I have nothing to add other than that was stupendous. Mind = blown. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Is there a way to nominate you for a Pulitzer Prize? #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: How much for your MS Word temp files? I want to see the work behind the awesome. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    The family surname "Pruden" derives from England, where the traditional spelling of Produmme translates roughly into Saxon as "brain lack" or, more simply, "stupid." #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    Should Glenn Beck really be comparing people to child rapists? Because I've heard some people allege that he himself raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, and I've never seen any evidence to the contrary. #outrage
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/17/09

    @flossy: Yeah, my jaw dropped on that one. Given the meme and his own recent law suit, one would think that he knows better than to make any child-rape references. He's dumber than I thought possible. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    That extra soupçon of racism puts Mr. Pruden over the top. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @econdave: And it's especially ironic given that Pruden has been wearing the kneepads for Reverend Moon for decades. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @econdave: I dunno, I'm not sure you can get worse than somehow equating the President's position on health care (!!!!!!!) to child rape. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    ". . . born to a mother attracted to men of the Third World. . . "

    Yeah, if only Ann Dunham had been attracted to lily-white bluebloods from Massachusetts and Yale, we could've had a president who mangles the language, the Constitution and millions of human lives. #outrage
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    Image of Steve Jenkinson Steve Jenkinson
    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Hey, leave us Massholes out of this. We exiled those jerks toTexas for a reason. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @Steve Jenkinson: Yeah, we're still looking for juuuust the right pasture for the whole lot of 'em. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Whoah, I think you mean Connecticut. #outrage
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    Didn't George Steinbrenner retire? #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    Eagerly awaiting my 2010 "Men of the Third World" swimsuit calendar!!! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    @jupiterspaw: Ha! #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    Wow. This is a tough choice. #outrage
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Glenn Beck vs. Wesley Pruden
    Thanks. No I can go vomit on something. #outrage
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