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    Mays Lives On — In Sticker Form

    Adult Education.

    The Fervent Art of Welcoming Obama

    If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/27/09

    In reply to Adult Education.
    How? By being a young anti-choice, pro-free market conservative twit?
    Yep, that's redefining something...
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    Image of IamnotStarJones IamnotStarJones
    08/27/09

    In reply to Adult Education.
    He only wrote this to get Gawker to link to him.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    08/27/09

    In reply to Adult Education.
    "Sammy Dweck is a columnist. E-mail him at opinion@nyunews.com."

    Come on, y'all. Show the boy some REAL writing.
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08/27/09

    In reply to Adult Education.
    Yeah, because "redefine" means "it now means whatever I say it means, and not what you say it means."
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    Image of schatzepage schatzepage
    08/27/09

    In reply to Adult Education.
    Well... I agree with him in that I like her and think she is the only hope for the Repubs but HOLY LORD this guy is at NYU? Are we sure a 12 year old didn't write that?
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/27/09

    @schatzepage: I don't know that I'd go quite that far, but he's paraphrasing Hannah Montana and marking the day, he saw a YouTube? Once again, I feel old.
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    Image of cmd cmd
    08/26/09

    In reply to The Fervent Art of Welcoming Obama
    Oh Sharky's. That first summer you opened was so magical. Now the wait is too long, the noise is too much and the quesadillas have lost their glory.
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    Image of muppet_baby muppet_baby
    08/26/09

    In reply to The Fervent Art of Welcoming Obama
    Oh man, Pirate Obama ftw.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    08/26/09

    @muppet_baby: Hearr, hearr.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    08/26/09

    In reply to The Fervent Art of Welcoming Obama
    The Baracko-taco is probably composed of all that spare death panel meat. That or pork, what with the budgets all spiraling!

    (If you thought this joke was unfunny now, wait until Limbaugh does it tomorrow.)
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Do Secret Muslins eat pork?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    08/26/09

    In reply to The Fervent Art of Welcoming Obama
    The Obamarita? A mandarin margarita? Is he Chinese? Why hasn't he produced a birth certificate?!

    I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!!!!!!
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/08/09

    In reply to If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
    Edward R. Murrow is spinning so fast in his grave that his coffin is about to bore through the Earth and propel itself into space to avoid being in the same galaxy as what is currently called "the news business."
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/08/09

    In reply to If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
    Plus there's this oh so subtle lyric:


    Susie got your number

    And Susie ain't your friend

    Look who took you under

    With seven inches in

    Blood is on the dance floor

    Blood is on the knife

    Susie's got your number

    And Susie says its right


    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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    Image of hatey hatey
    07/08/09

    In reply to If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
    @good_times: I know! But their performance during the reunion tour was pretty much the definition of 'phoning it in.'


    And they didn't play "The Holiday Song" the night I saw them. Jerks.

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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    07/08/09

    In reply to If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
    I have no sympathy for the death of media.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/08/09

    In reply to If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
    It's sad that I know this, but to break down the year 1958 with numerology, you wouldn't stop at 19 + 58 = 77. Point being: how sad that we need to bend the rules of a makebelieve hocus pocus thing like numerology in order to keep the news of his death relevant.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/08/09

    In reply to If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
    Those toxicology reports can't come in soon enough, eh?
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