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Officially: Hillary Clinton To Back That Perky Behind Of Hers Into Secretary Of State Office
New York, 6:20 AM
Sat Dec 12
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I did say "throws up", didn't I? Yes. I did.
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I need a cuddle, so stay the night and I'll make you scrambled egg in the morning. I've got loads of eggs for some reason.
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And, ha, those eggs. Where did you get them? Are your dates in such a hurry to leave that they forget to take their eggs with them?
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As to the eggs - I have a tendency to fuck women so hard they actually lay eggs with pleasure.
References are available.
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It was ranked 89,012,011 on Amazon last time I checked. Just behind "Fly-fishing With Grenades" by one D. Cheney.
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Smart is always sexy in my book. And what a fucking rip-roaring, unputdownable read my book is.
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Just like Jack the Ripper
Just like Mojo Hand
Just like Billy Sunday
In a shotgun ragtime band
Just like New York City,
Just like Jericho
Pace the halls and climb the walls
Get out when they blow.
Huh huh. They said blow.
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My moms is now a president at a big international tech/science company AND makes awesome Thanksgiving stuffing and cookies and chili and makes the house look nice at Christmas and takes the dog for walks in the woods.
You can have it all!
(end brag)
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But seriously. Props to our mom's generation. My mom didn't do so bad either. She wrote and defended her dissertation when I was still in diapers.
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Motherhood makes you better at your other, money-earning job because it increases your power.
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Anyway, I just think women like me can use all the role models we can get. It helps to be able to talk to someone a little further down the line of success. So thanks for the story :)
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Is this the mom thread?
Well...my mom and her sister are the only 2 college grads out of a family of 5 kids. Her sister is an engineer @ NASA. yep. My mother managed to get her Master's *and* raise me and baby bro *and* she was widowed so was a single mom for awhile there too.
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My mom supported my father while he got his PhD, raised two children, started as a temp secretary and retired 40 years later as the management, despite her lack of a college degree, AND sold maintained a part-time real estate practice in addition to her full-time job.
She also managed to feed us a home-cooked meal every single night, and inexplicably, never once abandoned me in a Nebraskan hospital for being a self-absorbed ungrateful twit when I was a teenager.
In my book, my mother is the original gangsta.
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The thought of Bill Clinton is a complete non-starter.
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LOL. Get it?!!! Because she wants to be President!! What an original joke, Rich.
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