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    Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?

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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art that it was bound to be misunderstood by the masses.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are.
    Your Coastal types just hate your fucking guts and think you are an unfunny loser.
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    Image of dandles dandles
    11/21/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I thought he was a joke that Gawker had created, and that the movie trailer was something they slapped together to make it more real. Slapped together VERY quickly.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner promoted this comment dandles was starred dandles was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody?
     Reply
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' Sixties slang to say they'd have a female screenwriter rework the script, that's highly unlikely in the boys' club that is Hollywood. It ain't the chicks harshing on your mellow, Tucker, it's your bros. You can't blame a bird for everything.
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    Edited by VioletViolet at 11/21/09 3:23 PM VioletViolet was starred VioletViolet was unstarred
    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    11/22/09

    @VioletViolet: I think he's been studying British slang as preparation for the big UK release. He'll be saying 'Shagadelic' before you know it
     Reply
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    Image of OHymenMyHymen OHymenMyHymen
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes closed.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max's movie, you'd think it'd be there.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/23/09

    @Magister: Jenny McCarthy is attractive.

    Jim Belushi was talented.
     Reply
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work.
     Reply
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee.

    I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: On one of the other threads someone suggested putting "Tyler Perry Presents" in front of it. Not a terrible idea.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: ... or maybe "From the Mind of an Ashton Kutcher Wannabe" for legal purposes.
     Reply
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: I might actually pay money to see that, provided it involves Madea beating Max with an ax-handle.
     Reply
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    Image of CJRWickedWitch CJRWickedWitch
    11/21/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: I hate Tyler Perry, but I would so pay $10 to see him whip that LNS'er's ass.
     Reply
    CumaeanSibyl promoted this comment CJRWickedWitch was starred CJRWickedWitch was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @CJRWickedWitch: New charity fundraiser: bid on which celebrity you'd like to see take Madea's shoe to the head, $10 a vote.

    Tyler -- call me!

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    09/21/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    I wasn't going to check this movie out...In fact I didn't even know that there was a film like this coming out. Now, thanks to you folks, I'm going to check this one out and let my friends know about it too. If Mr. Max's film gets this much protest, it's bound to be interesting.
     Reply
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    Image of They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? They Shoot Journalists, Don't They?
    09/19/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    I think the people who defend Tucker Max are just younger versions of the Glenn Beck defenders. I see a few of them here. They jump onto websites where their idols are mentioned and try to come up with witty comebacks, which is like watching a baby try to do calculus.
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? was starred They Shoot Journalists, Don't They? was unstarred
    Image of EaterLover EaterLover
    09/19/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    This might be only decent thing that the CTA has ever done.
     Reply
    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment EaterLover was starred EaterLover was unstarred
    Image of Greasy Thumb Guzik Greasy Thumb Guzik
    09/19/09

    @EaterLover:
    It still doesn't make up for 62 years of total incompetence!
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment Greasy Thumb Guzik was starred Greasy Thumb Guzik was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/20/09

    @Greasy Thumb Guzik: Well.... It makes up for 40 at LEAST.
     Reply
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    09/19/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    Have you guys seen the ads on other websites that make fun of Richard? The ads are not funny so I would worry if I were Gawker. Not like you were anyways....
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/20/09

    @heywhat: Ooh what ads? sounds juicy?. which sites?
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    Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    09/20/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Egotastic, Hollywood Tuna and "I think I Don't Like You In that Way". The ad said something like "Getting arrested for domestic violence isn't funny. Unless it happens to Richard of Gawker.com". Yeah, real clever stuff.
     Reply
    heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of psybab psybab
    09/19/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    I've been seeing these around the E. Village recently. There's no title on them, so I couldn't even figure out which movie I didn't want to see.
     Reply
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    09/19/09

    @psybab: I saw one in the East Village last night, and I don't think it speaks well for Mr. Max that I immediately knew what movie it was for.
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/19/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    Speaking as a gay, I regret to inform Mr. Max that his presence among us is neither welcome nor required.
     Reply
    Dickdogfood approved this comment BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of clintosterholz clintosterholz
    09/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: You've never heard of hate fucking? Jeez.
     Reply
    BettyCrocker promoted this comment clintosterholz was starred clintosterholz was unstarred
    Image of Charax Charax
    09/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: What about Perez Hilton?
     Reply
    BettyCrocker promoted this comment Charax was starred Charax was unstarred
    Image of Senor_Macho_Solo Senor_Macho_Solo
    09/19/09

    @BettyCrocker: Gay people have the strangest collection of icons. So never say never.
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment Senor_Macho_Solo was starred Senor_Macho_Solo was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/19/09

    @clintosterholz: Yes. But we're saving that for Glenn Beck.
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/19/09

    @Charax: We don't want him either.
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/19/09

    @Senor_Macho_Solo: We do. But they usually either are women, or like them. He's neither.
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    09/20/09

    @BettyCrocker: I think you meant to say "neither desired not required". At least, that's what I say when I'm channeling my inner Miss Noxzeema.
     Reply
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/21/09

    @Miss Anita Manbadly: + 2 for rhyming.
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    09/19/09

    In reply to Tucker Max's Campaign of Hate Against Chicago's Transit System
    They probably would have let him keep the ads up if he'd put braille under the text.
     Reply
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    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    09/19/09

    @Mount_Prion: It's all about avoiding alienation.
     Reply
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