Godzilla, 61-Year-Old Monster Island Resident, Becomes Japanese Citizen

Film star and reigning King of Monsters Godzilla, 61, has finally been recognized as a citizen of Japan, Anime News Network reports.
'It's a Simple Legal Reality': Why the Associated Press Is Sticking with the Term 'Illegal Immigrant'
In the face of mounting pressure from activist campaigns like "Drop the I-Word," the Associated Press announced today that it would continue using the term "illegal immigrants" in its immigration coverage if and when the situation calls for it. Drop the I-Word and its proponents—like journalist Jose Antonio Vargas,…
Illegal Immigrants Aren't Going Anywhere
There are 11.2 million illegal immigrants in America, same as last year. You fail, Arizona.
Illegal Immigration Slows Dramatically
The number of immigrants entering the U.S. illegally dropped to 300,000 a year between March 2007 and 2009, down from 850,000 per year between 2000-2005. They took one look at the Pizza Burger and ran the other way.
Congress Sends Major Military Power to Mexican Border
Congress has passed a $600 million border security bill, sending additional troops and weapons and death planes to defeat the Mexican Menace. So, now that they've gotten their "war stuff," will Republicans work with Democrats on comprehensive immigration reform? Heh.
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Feigns Disappointment Over Immigration Ruling
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, seen here reacting a judge's injunction against odious portions of the state's immigration law, can barely contain her delight. Now she can continue stirring her base's anger before the election — without having to enforce anything.
Congresswoman Terrified About Mexican-Dressing Hezbollah Members Crossing Border
Rep. Sue Myrick's niche is to constantly worry about Muslims infiltrating and conquering America. In this clip, she outlines a compelling new argument for Total Border Security: a couple of Hezbollah members have crossed the border over the past decade!
Anonymous Utah Group Creates List of 1,300 Alleged Illegal Immigrants
An anonymous group in Utah calling itself "Concerned Citizens of the United States" has compiled a list of 1,300 alleged illegal immigrants—including their birth dates, workplaces, and social security numbers. "Begin deportation now," the accompanying letter instructs.
John McCain Has Now Crossed Entire Political Spectrum on Immigration
John McCain continues, comically, to move far to the right on immigration reform, for the noble purpose of winning his own primary. The former champion of creating paths to citizenship for illegal immigrants now just barks "no amnesty," like everyone.
Comment of the Day: The Fall of Phoenix
Today we looked at a rather insane new immigration law that was just enacted in Arizona, that terrible state of gaping hell fissures and mysterious brown people. A local Phoenician (heh) weighed in on the whole mess.
US Border Patrol Spends Millions Billions of Dollars to Upgrade Video Technology to "Acceptable"
60 Minutes did a story last night on the US Border Patrol finally getting technology advanced enough to differentiate between an illegal immigrant crossing the US border and a tumbleweed. If a giant physical fence doesn't work, this definitely will!
ASU Students Sing Bohemian Rhapsody Until "America's Toughest Sheriff" Walks Off Stage
In a public forum on illegal immigration, Arizona State students started singing Bohemian Rhapsody—and wouldn't stop—until Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio walked off stage.
